I'm just going to say that we need this, and I'm going to start it off with this gem:

[23:38:38] Bokuden joined the chat on Wed May 07, 2014 11:38 pm
[23:38:42] @ Daraku Ishido : <33333
[23:38:44] @ Gin : Jean!
[23:39:05] Dameon Shikyo : theres my other half
[23:39:06] @ Bokuden : Hello.
[23:39:25] Dameon Shikyo : as in he is Jean and I am Billy...and Billy Jean is not my lover.
[23:39:33] @ Bokuden : ...
[23:39:36] Bokuden has logged off the chat on Wed May 07, 2014 11:39 pm

Noriko wrote:[18:52:49] * Nanashi goes into the kitchen
[18:53:09] * Noriko is already in the kitchen
[18:53:58] * Noriko chases Myke out using a croissant cutter and a wire whisk.
[18:54:08] @ Noriko : JUST LET ME EGG WASH

All my this.





All of it.

*Drops it off over here*
Soichi Uchiha: Girl power?
Soichi Uchiha: EVERYONE PIN HIM SO WE CAN PAINT HIS NAILS!
Shisu: .................
Soichi Uchiha tackles Shisu
Shisu: Promis?
Yuurei Jet: I'll get the lipstick and eyeliner too
Shisu: HHHEEEEEEEEELLLP
Kuroame: I'll get the dress!
Soichi Uchiha: Shhh just let it happen!
Akai: hair curler
Shisu: DEAR GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS TORTURE
Shisu: Ha
Shisu: I have short hair
Akai: does not matter
Soichi Uchiha: Get the hair extensions!
Small skip
Yuurei Jet: someone get a knife we need to eliminate a little problem
Akai picks a bra
Akai: yeah, come here
Akai does evil laugh
Shisu: ......
Soichi Uchiha: Oooo
Kuroame: a "little" problem, haha
Soichi Uchiha laughs like the devil
Shisu: f*ck you
Soichi Uchiha hands Jet a kunai
Shisu: O_O
Shisu throws up on all of them
Soichi Uchiha: Thank you for the compliment Shisu
Kuroame: /uses a scapel to surgically tighten his vocal cords so he sounds more feminine
Unaware Nanashi joined the chat on Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:17
Shisu smiles
Soichi Uchiha: ...........
Shisu: RAZAN HELP ME
Yuurei Jet carefully cuts of the little member and the excess skin then tosses them into the trash
Soichi Uchiha: We're not doing anything Razan!
Yuurei Jet makes a deep cut down the middle
Yuurei Jet slaps a pad on
Yuurei Jet: done
@Nanashi: o_o
Creeped Out Nanashi has logged off the chat on Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:18 pm (slowly leaves)
Soichi Uchiha: lol he left
Kuroame smacks shisu "no throwing up, you'll ruin your make-up hun"
Soichi Uchiha grabs a needle and forces it through Maikery's left ear
Shisu: OH god
Fully Aware Nanashi joined the chat on Thu Oct 29, 2015 7:19

Shisu: HEELP
Akai: you can stay now, Mychael
Shisu: THEY CRAZY
Akai: the ritual i done
Akai: :D
Yuurei Jet: diamond or hanging earring?
Shisu: DONT LEACE ME
@Nanashi: o__o
Soichi Uchiha: How about both
Yuurei Jet: oooo
Yuurei Jet: fancy
Soichi Uchiha: We can fit more than one if we try hard enough
Yuurei Jet: tru
Soichi Uchiha force the needle through the other ear
Nanashi looks down from Mount Olympus

In Chronological Order (Bonus scenes and Original):

Ignoring the possible explosion that could've occurred, Ash made my day, and I hope she makes yours.

[14:57:34 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : :I
[14:58:03 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : i need to finish my uzumaki
[14:58:28 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : O___________________O
[14:58:30 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : OH GOD
[14:58:38 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : I ALMost f*cked up
[14:58:54 02/02/2016] Fuyuki : Why?
[14:58:55 02/02/2016] Fuyuki : What happened?
[14:59:07 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : so i'm making food, and i have a bowl of noodles
[14:59:19 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : and it needs to be heated
[14:59:31 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : however i was typing, and not really paying attention
[14:59:37 02/02/2016] Fuyuki : O.O
[14:59:44 02/02/2016] Ikari : Ookay.
[14:59:46 02/02/2016] Ikari : Back.
[14:59:57 02/02/2016] Fuyuki : So did it almost go KABOOM?
[14:59:58 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : so i hit enter on the uzumaki thing, openned up the microwave and put my laptop in the microwave and shut the door
[15:00:07 02/02/2016] Fuyuki : LOL
[15:00:27 02/02/2016] Ikari : ....did you attempt to type into the noodles as well?
[15:00:31 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : then realized i didn't have my laptop and then i dawned on me, just before i hit the minute plus button
[15:01:24 02/02/2016] Sora Akayoru : no the noodles were still on the counter.

[19:05:40] Sebasu : Daisuke will be the next Raikage.
[19:05:51] Han : lol
[19:05:57] Nanashi : XD

[13:25:11] Ikari : I've never really been a fan of Iwa.
[13:25:25] Fuyuki : I just came here for the Fantomusodo XD
[13:25:28] Ikari : Alot of bad memories associated with Iwa for me here.
[13:25:36] Fuyuki : I see
[13:30:35] Ikari : Ugh... my head hurts.
[13:30:35] Ikari : This shit is so painful.
[13:30:37] @ Akira : .
[13:30:47] Fuyuki : ?
[13:31:01] Ikari : Just a vicious headache.
[13:31:09] Ikari : I should probably go take my meds.
[13:31:37] @ Akira : He won't go to Iwa
[13:31:42] @ Akira : he mchates me
[13:35:08] Fuyuki : .
[13:35:09] Ikari : I'mma go to Micky D's later and order that
[13:35:10] Ikari : "Yea, can I get a large McHate? Extra salt, please."
[13:35:47] @ Akira : "No I don't need it chilled. No chill."

~~~

[13:36:16] Ikari : I still think we need to open up ninja themed fast food joints on here
[13:36:24] Ikari : McNinjas
[13:36:28] Ikari : Burger Kage
[13:36:35] Ikari : Aisu Queen.
[13:37:20] @ Akira : Iwa bell
[13:37:53] Ikari : Konoha Fried Chicken
[13:37:58] * Akira thinks Iwa is the sites Mexico
[13:38:05] @ Akira : Suna is Iraq
[13:38:06] Ikari : Lol
[13:38:12] Ikari : Most def
[13:38:23] @ Akira : Konoha is Murica
[13:38:32] @ Akira : Kiri is Korea
[13:38:38] Ikari : Lololol
[13:39:07] Ikari : Kumo would be europe, then?
[13:39:23] @ Akira : Filled with clouds and raining all the time...sure
[13:39:35] Ikari : Seems legit.

[12:07:12] Genzou Shindou : Okay, RP time! I will be Sasuke
[12:07:15] @ Sujin : lets gooo
[12:07:18] Genzou Shindou : Valerie can be Sakura
[12:07:21] Genzou Shindou : And Sujin is Naruto
[12:07:26] Genzou Shindou : "Hmph"
[12:07:27] @ Sujin : I'm good with that
[12:07:28] * Sinclair Valerie punches Sujin
[12:07:37] Genzou Shindou : "Hn"
[12:07:48] Sinclair Valerie : wait...does that mean I have to swoon over Genzou?
[12:07:48] * Sujin is punched, slowly falling for Sinclair
[12:08:06] Genzou Shindou : Well, it's a test of your ability to ignore OOC and work for IC
[12:08:08] @ Sujin : #LoveTriangle
[12:08:11] Genzou Shindou : So ace it or fail it if you will
[12:08:21] * Genzou Shindou watches the two argue
[12:08:22] * Sinclair Valerie rolls her eyes mentally but swoons over Genzou
[12:08:42] * Genzou Shindou thinks, "What a married couple. So happy with each other. So touchy feely. My parents used to be like that. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:09:09] Sinclair Valerie : Sasuke kuuun! -high pitched girly voice-
[12:09:12] * Sujin will make people notice him
[12:09:19] @ Sujin : BELIEVE IT
[12:09:26] * Genzou Shindou watches Valerie swoon over him. Thinks, "What a woman. Why is she swooning over me? I've only ever seen my mother give my father those looks. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:09:31] * Genzou Shindou looks at Sujin
[12:09:31] * Sinclair Valerie ignores Naruto kun completely
[12:09:53] * Genzou Shindou thinks "Such high spirits. I remember when I used to have them. I used to have them for my brother. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:10:13] * Sujin eats ramen endlessly
[12:10:16] * Sinclair Valerie "accidentally" pushes Sasuke kun towards Naruto kun
[12:10:23] * Genzou Shindou looks at Sujin
[12:10:39] @ Sujin : >__>
[12:10:45] * Genzou Shindou thinks, "What an enthusiastic fellow. Eating ramen so happily. I remember when I had ramen. Mom and dad always bought them for me. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:10:53] Sinclair Valerie : :D
[12:10:56] * Genzou Shindou looks at Valerie
[12:11:01] @ Sujin : xD
[12:11:20] * Genzou Shindou thinks, "What a clumsy woman. But still, what a woman. She reminds me of my mother and how she was so in love with my father. We were a happy family. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:11:39] * Sujin realizes he's eating alone. Goes into depression. "Everyone keeps looking at me like I'm some sort of monster..."
[12:11:44] Sinclair Valerie : Somehow, I feel like whacking the hell outta Sasuke kun >.>
[12:11:49] * Genzou Shindou looks at Sujin eating alone
[12:12:21] * Genzou Shindou thinks, "He's eating alone. How nice. I used to have loneliness, but now I have my fangirls. I almost wish Itachi killed them. But he didn't. And I will kill him."
[12:12:33] @ Sujin : lol
[12:12:40] @ Sujin : good one.
[12:12:45] * Sinclair Valerie growls at Naruto kun "Can't you eat far away from Sasuke kun?! He keeps looking at you instead of me!"
[12:13:04] Sinclair Valerie : good one indeed xD
[12:13:10] * Genzou Shindou looks at Sakura, who is looking at him threateningly. He thinks, "This one is making me scared. I never used to have fear. I used to have happiness. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:13:52] * Genzou Shindou listens to Sakura scream at Naruto and thinks, "Oh, she wants my attention? I... never had such attention before. Well, I did, from my parents. They loved me so much. The also loved Itachi. We were such a happy family. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:14:00] * Sinclair Valerie smiles sickeningly sweet at Sasuke kun
[12:14:11] * Genzou Shindou looks at the sickeningly sweet smile
[12:14:29] Sinclair Valerie : Sasuke kuuun, want to share a bento with me?
[12:14:41] * Sujin laughs mischievously and stares at Sakura-san. "All I need to do is wait til Sasuke leaves, then transform into him! Hahaha, such a good plan."
[12:14:57] * Genzou Shindou thinks, "She's giving me the look that mom always gave dad. The nights always were so noisy whenever that happened. It seemed like they were torturing each other for information. Also, all those weird thumps. I hope she doesn't want to torture me for information. Ah, but what good times those were though, mom, dad... Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:14:59] Sinclair Valerie : (do we have a thread where we put up chats like these from the cb?)
[12:15:33] * Genzou Shindou looks at bento, Thinks, "She's sharing a bento with me? She's just like the uncles and aunties! And that one cute girl I liked! Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:15:36] Sinclair Valerie : This Sakura is really gonna whack the hell outta Sasuke kun >.>
[12:16:09] * Sujin wishes Sakura would whack the hell outta him instead. U.U
[12:16:14] * Sinclair Valerie notices Naruto kun looking at her and punches him again
[12:16:33] * Genzou Shindou looks at Naruto, and thinks, "He's eyeing my worriedly. It's almost the way dad always eyed uncle, and the nights would always be noisy whenever that happened. It seemed like they were torturing each other for information. Also, all those weird thumps. I hope he doesn't want to torture me for information. Ah, but what good times those were though, dad, uncle... Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:16:46] * Sujin enjoys the punch as much as he can. "She notices me. That means she loves me, right?"
[12:17:26] * Genzou Shindou looks at Naruto and Sakura punching. Thinks, "The two of them are punching each other. I remember when mom used to punch me for no reason. Dad liked to do it too, but I think that really was for no reason. Those were such nice, loving gestures, too. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:18:18] * Sinclair Valerie scoots closer to Sasuke kun and throws a glare at Naruto kun
[12:18:18] @ Sujin : welp, I gotta go. And there is a thread for CB funnies. It's in the OOC section I believe... or Saga Play
[12:18:32] @ Sujin : adios~
[12:18:33] * Genzou Shindou wonders where their sensei is. Thinks, "He's quite late. I remember when Itachi would be late. He always was so busy in ANBU. Not that I blamed him. It was busy, and I could still pass my time with the other Uchiha kids. Until Itachi killed them. And I will kill him."
[12:18:36] Saisei joined the chat on Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:18 pm

[22:44:16] * Sanosuke shivers at how cold it is outside
[22:44:42] * Uchiha Teru lets herself in
[22:44:55] * Uchiha Teru stares at Sano "You forgot me outside"
[22:45:11] @ Sanosuke : huh?
[22:45:27] * Sanosuke is confused and cocks his head to the side :?
[22:45:33] Uchiha Teru : The cold o.o
[22:45:50] Karumo : Hey Kensei~
[22:45:52] Uchiha Teru : I'm the cold that you tried to escape
[22:46:00] @ Sanosuke : oh mb
[22:46:06] @ Sanosuke : you gotta be quicker than that
[22:46:10] * Uchiha Teru curls up and sulks because of her failure at joking
[22:46:33] @ Sanosuke : I'm sorry, I'm just a bit tired is all haha
[22:46:36] * Karumo pats Teru and gives a cookie
[22:46:43] Uchiha Teru : It's okay ;-;
[22:46:50] @ Sanosuke : I just now got to my apartment after being gone for over 12 hours
[22:46:51] * Uchiha Teru quietly noms the cookie
[22:47:01] Katara : .
[22:47:02] Inuzuka Yui : ello
[22:47:08] Uchiha Teru : May you warm up ;-;

[16:58:49 27/02/2016] Seiryū : Chris needs you
[16:58:55 27/02/2016] Shindou : If you're going to go back to wallowing in self pity, then yeah we need you in chat
[16:58:56 27/02/2016] Seiryū : He can't live without you.
[16:59:12 27/02/2016] Aozame : damn, my plans foiled
[16:59:12 27/02/2016] Maigo : O.o
[16:59:15 27/02/2016] Seiryū : He was some PSUB
[16:59:18 27/02/2016] Maigo : That's not how mutiny works?
[16:59:20 27/02/2016] @ Yuurei Jet : .
[16:59:26 27/02/2016] Aozame : i was scheduled to wallow in self pity until i go to bed
[16:59:27 27/02/2016] Shindou : It is now
[16:59:30 27/02/2016] Seiryū : Its not?
[16:59:32 27/02/2016] Aozame : now what do i do
[16:59:34 27/02/2016] Maigo : Nah
[16:59:35 27/02/2016] Maigo : Ao
[16:59:40 27/02/2016] Seiryū : Now, you PSUB!
[16:59:43 27/02/2016] Shindou : You... uh... not wallow in self-pity
[16:59:43 27/02/2016] Maigo : Me and Sonu are declaring mutiny against you!
[16:59:44 27/02/2016] Seiryū : PSUB!
[16:59:48 27/02/2016] Shindou : And you wallow in self-praise
[16:59:54 27/02/2016] Aozame : I'm not the captain? xD
[16:59:56 27/02/2016] Maigo : So... stuff?
[16:59:57 27/02/2016] Seiryū : MUTINY!
[17:00:00 27/02/2016] Maigo : Not anymore
[17:00:03 27/02/2016] Aozame : You can't cause mutiny on a peer? xD
[17:00:05 27/02/2016] * Maigo declares MUTINY
[17:00:12 27/02/2016] Maigo : But we already did
[17:00:17 27/02/2016] Shindou : YOU CAN USE MUTINY ON A PEER YES YOU CAN
[17:00:17 27/02/2016] Seiryū : ^
[17:00:22 27/02/2016] Seiryū : Its already been done.
[17:00:25 27/02/2016] Shindou : ITS CALLED SOCIAL SEGREGATION
[17:00:27 27/02/2016] Seiryū : You can't call it off.
[17:00:29 27/02/2016] Shindou : GOVERNMENTS DO IT ALL THE TIME
[17:00:32 27/02/2016] Aozame : DAMN SON
[17:00:32 27/02/2016] Maigo : If you're reading this it's too late
[17:00:35 27/02/2016] Inuzuka Yui : lol
[17:00:40 27/02/2016] Joan : Lol
[17:00:44 27/02/2016] Aozame : WELP, TIME TO SOCIALLY SEGREGATE MYSELF
[17:00:50 27/02/2016] Maigo : K
[17:00:51 27/02/2016] Aozame is away : wallowing
[17:00:54 27/02/2016] Seiryū : k
[17:00:58 27/02/2016] Shindou : K
[17:01:02 27/02/2016] Inuzuka Yui : OK
[17:01:06 27/02/2016] Aozame : k
[17:01:11 27/02/2016] Joan : Hey Vent, you want to play League?

[15:46:14] Uchiha Teru : o.o
[15:46:34] MexicanPonchos : Teru
[15:46:38] MexicanPonchos : y u no in Konoha
[15:46:44] MexicanPonchos : we could've been such could partners ;(
[15:46:55] Uchiha Teru : o3o I'm sorry
[15:47:06] MexicanPonchos : no need to be sorry :)
[15:47:11] Shindou : She has Sarutobi Mi in Konoha, though she's putting that on hold
[15:47:20] Uchiha Teru : Maybe we'll encounter each other somewhere on the road :D
[15:47:24] Shindou : You might be able to wring a thread out of her though
[15:47:51] MexicanPonchos : :P
[15:47:57] MexicanPonchos : Maybe Teru
[15:48:02] MexicanPonchos : Shindou, I want u to die first
[15:48:07] MexicanPonchos : But it isn't in my power
[15:48:09] MexicanPonchos : xD
[15:48:10] Uchiha Teru : xD rofl
[15:48:18] MexicanPonchos : I just really want to laugh if u die
[15:48:24] MexicanPonchos : No hard feelings <3
[15:48:35] Shindou : None taken
[15:48:44] MexicanPonchos : :)

[00:19:20] Uchiha Teru : My chibi!
[00:19:28] Uchiha Teru : I'm almost done with my post
[00:19:34] Karumo : Yay!
[00:19:49] Karumo : I might go sleep for a little bit, take a break from the math ;-;
[00:19:59] Uchiha Teru : Ah, okies ;-;
[00:20:12] Uchiha Teru : Do you want to make the kraken encounter a two parter though?
[00:20:17] Karumo : Did you make it a long post like you anticipated?
[00:20:20] Uchiha Teru : Or 3 parter
[00:20:25] Karumo : Two parter? Tell me more..
[00:20:32] Karumo : Three parts! :O
[00:20:39] Uchiha Teru : And yes, so far it is looking to be pretty long
[00:20:48] Uchiha Teru : And with that three parter :O
[00:20:57] Uchiha Teru : We've got this as our first encounter
[00:21:07] Karumo : Thats good lol and that just means I have to double your wc ;-;
[00:21:18] Karumo : Rambo: First emcounter!
[00:21:20] Uchiha Teru : lol xD
[00:21:24] Karumo : Ok, weve got that one going
[00:21:31] Karumo : Encounter*
[00:21:59] Uchiha Teru : Second encounter could be when Teru and Maigo are trying to hunt down the creature to find out what it really is
[00:22:08] Uchiha Teru : A brief scuffle maybe
[00:22:19] Karumo : Hmmm, that would be dope!
[00:22:33] Uchiha Teru : And on that last meeting, the third part
[00:22:36] Karumo : Cave diving thread!
[00:22:41] Uchiha Teru : It's an epic life or death battle!
[00:22:50] Uchiha Teru : Underwater cave setting?
[00:22:57] Karumo : Sounds ominous!
[00:23:00] Uchiha Teru : I think that'd be a beastly idea! :O
[00:23:01] Karumo : Yes!
[00:23:20] Karumo : So, im convinced?
[00:23:34] Uchiha Teru : We'd have our Sharingan and hopefully both of us would be at least Chuunin
[00:23:40] Karumo : Pfft
[00:23:42] Uchiha Teru : I hope you are!
[00:23:49] Karumo : Im already a chuunin! :p
[00:23:55] Uchiha Teru : xD but I'm not
[00:24:09] Karumo : Yeah but youre brand new!
[00:24:13] Uchiha Teru : I've gotta get rid of my training wheels, lol
[00:24:26] Karumo : Still smell like the plastic wrap and everything o3o
[00:24:33] Uchiha Teru : xD
[00:24:41] Uchiha Teru : I'm like a brand new car
[00:24:58] Karumo : Oh? What kind of car would a Teru be...
[00:25:03] Uchiha Teru : Hmmm
[00:25:21] Uchiha Teru : Super hot truck with a mega lift
[00:25:27] Karumo : O.o
[00:25:29] Karumo : No
[00:25:32] Uchiha Teru : :D
[00:25:39] Uchiha Teru : xD
[00:25:57] Uchiha Teru : Have you seen one of those before?!
[00:26:00] Karumo : If were talking Teru IC then I would say...
[00:26:24] Karumo : Yeah lol I was a redneck and everything for the longest time lol
[00:26:26] Uchiha Teru : #heaven
[00:26:30] Karumo : Pffft
[00:26:33] Uchiha Teru : lol
[00:26:54] Karumo : Teru IC I would say like a Mini Cooper!
[00:27:03] Karumo : OOC...
[00:27:12] * Karumo takes a hot wheels car
[00:27:20] Uchiha Teru : :O
[00:27:42] * Karumo pats
[00:27:49] Uchiha Teru : A Mini Cooper?! D:
[00:27:54] Karumo : Yes
[00:28:01] Karumo : I HAVE SPOKEN!
[00:28:03] Uchiha Teru : D:
[00:28:22] Karumo : Whats wrong with a Mini Cooper?
[00:28:32] Uchiha Teru : They're so...
[00:28:34] Uchiha Teru : so...
[00:28:37] Uchiha Teru : Mini!
[00:28:42] Karumo : Lol
[00:28:48] Uchiha Teru : D:
[00:28:52] Karumo : Thats true?
[00:29:04] Karumo : So the bigger the better then?
[00:29:22] Karumo : Fine, you can be a normal Cooper...
[00:29:24] Uchiha Teru : If I'm a car, I'd hope that I wouldn't be as mini as those D:
[00:29:42] Uchiha Teru : Normal Cooper... I suppose I can work with that

[19:53:45] * Tracer throws herself at Ashes
[19:53:49] Tracer : I give you my everything!
[19:54:00] .iggidy : jet is wet like a fishing net in the sunset
[19:54:23] @ Jet : and there goes the mood
[19:54:31] Rinkei : ...
[19:54:32] Tracer : XD
[19:54:38] Rinkei : I'm so done
[19:54:42] .iggidy : sorry

[23:07:05] * Maigo ghost chibits into Teru's pocket ;-;
[23:07:22] * Uchiha Teru gives Maigo a cookie ;-;
[23:07:32] Maigo : I thought you crushed them!
[23:07:35] Maigo : ;-;
[23:07:39] Ebisu : Back
[23:07:47] Uchiha Teru : I saved this one ;-;
[23:07:47] Maigo : Wb Ebisu~
[23:07:56] * Maigo noms the Last Cookie
[23:08:27] * Ebisu gives Teru a box if cokies
[23:08:30] Uchiha Teru : Poor thing could've had a shot at the real world
[23:08:43] Maigo : O.o
[23:08:52] Uchiha Teru : I'm not too sure what cokies are, but I'll take some cookies!
[23:09:01] Maigo : lol
[23:09:04] Seiryū : coke and cookies?
[23:09:05] Uchiha Teru : :D
[23:09:06] Ebisu : *cookies
[23:09:19] Maigo : Only if it's vanilla coke
[23:09:44] Uchiha Teru : xD must be as special as those special brownies
[23:09:49] Maigo : xD
[23:09:55] * Uchiha Teru accepts the cookies from Ebisu :D
[23:10:16] Maigo : I could only wish to see you eat the special brownies... probably the funniest thing I'd ever see ;-;
[23:10:34] Uchiha Teru : I'd probably drop dead ;-;
[23:11:16] Uchiha Teru : I've already been sedated once! I don't need to get downed by a marijuownie!
[23:11:21] Maigo : That seems rather extreme, especially since no one's ever died from it ;-;
[23:11:26] Maigo : O.o
[23:12:34] * Kensei flops onto his back.

[20:23:10] Himori : wait
[20:23:13] Himori : Teru
[20:23:16] Jorōgumo has been disconnected on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:23 pm (session timeout)
[20:23:16] Uchiha Teru : o.o
[20:23:16] Kaguya Apocalypse : i need to type a rp sample if i want to use this character lmao
[20:23:19] Himori : how old is your charry
[20:23:21] Himori : o___o
[20:23:31] Uchiha Teru : 15 atm o.o
[20:23:32] Raijin : Old as dirt.
[20:23:42] Raijin : Woops.
[20:23:45] * Himori highfives
[20:23:48] Raijin : Wrong chat and wronr timing
[20:23:55] Raijin : Sorry Teru, that wasn't aimed at you.
[20:24:01] Uchiha Teru : xD
[20:24:03] Himori : <___< I need to join that dbz site
[20:24:03] Fukai : o.o 15 year olds are too old for raijin
[20:24:06] Uchiha Teru : It's okay xD
[20:24:09] Himori : >___> Cuz reasons
[20:24:12] Raijin : Raijin is 26, so yeah. xD
[20:24:16] Seiryū : Gotta get younger!
[20:24:22] Raijin : That'd be statutory.
[20:24:36] Kaguya Apocalypse : um
[20:24:48] Kaguya Apocalypse : i have no idea how old this charactyer it
[20:24:50] Fukai : raijin fogle confirmed?

[20:24:55] Uchiha Teru : Teru could've been a cougar if she was as old as dirt
[20:24:59] Himori : >___> Aya feeling up her squad quick
[20:25:07] Koh has been disconnected on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:25 pm (session timeout)
[20:25:07] Kaguya Apocalypse : dibs
[20:25:10] Raijin : Rai what?
[20:25:14] Uchiha Teru : xD
[20:25:15] Himori : cougars are. . .>>>insert word here<<<
[20:25:20] Seiryū : Teru is a what now?
[20:25:36] Uchiha Teru : >.>
[20:25:38] Uchiha Teru : <.<
[20:25:39] Kaguya Apocalypse : cougars are sexing old women
[20:25:43] Himori : D; No Apo.
[20:25:44] Uchiha Teru : Nothing
[20:25:44] Kaguya Apocalypse : sexy*
[20:25:45] Temaki Inuzuka joined the chat on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:25 pm
[20:25:46] Fukai : cougar sage PogChamp
[20:25:47] Himori : Bad Apo.
[20:25:52] Uchiha Teru : xD
[20:25:57] Seiryū : Teru the cougar sage!
[20:25:57] Jorōgumo joined the chat on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:25 pm
[20:25:58] Raijin : Little dog. ~
[20:25:58] Seiryū : o//
[20:26:05] Fukai : o/ tem and joro
[20:26:06] * Temaki Inuzuka rolls in!
[20:26:10] Himori : I like yung meat. . .
[20:26:16] Himori : take that as you will
[20:26:16] * Temaki Inuzuka blinks.

[20:26:19] Uchiha Teru : That actually would be quite hilarious
[20:26:23] Uchiha Teru : Teru the Cougar Sage
[20:26:26] Himori : wait no
[20:26:29] Uchiha Teru : Preying on helpless young men
[20:26:35] Himori : D; Temaki is adorable
[20:26:43] Fukai : It's all coming out today
[20:26:43] Uchiha Teru : Since the day they were born
[20:26:49] * Temaki Inuzuka slides over to Raijin, pokes him to see if he's real.
[20:26:56] Himori : >.>
[20:27:07] Temaki Inuzuka : <_<
[20:27:10] Ramza joined the chat on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:27 pm
[20:27:15] Himori : <__< I was once your babysitter. Now I'm your mistress.
[20:27:16] Uchiha Teru : xD
[20:27:33] Temaki Inuzuka : .... I need an adult.
[20:27:44] Seiryū : "I'm old enough to be your mom, but its okay"
[20:27:53] Fukai : I need everyone in this chatbox to come sit over here, your name is going on a list
[20:28:10] Himori : It's like wine. You got to give it time to mature. . .
[20:28:15] Himori : <.< what. . .
[20:28:16] Maigo : O.o
[20:28:23] Uchiha Teru : As long as the wrinkles on my face are smooth, we can love
[20:28:43] Seiryū : Oh, Chris.
[20:28:50] Himori : >.> oh god
[20:28:53] Seiryū : You missed Teru confirming she is a cougar.
[20:28:56] * Himori is an adult
[20:28:57] * Maigo waves from far away from whatever this is
[20:29:06] Maigo : Oh? I kinda figured as much
[20:29:16] Maigo : The metamorphosis from a soggy termite to a couger
[20:29:17] Kaguya Apocalypse : why the hell is kiri so popular
[20:29:20] Uchiha Teru : I'll be your cougar.
[20:29:28] Kaguya Apocalypse : it used to be dead
[20:29:30] Uchiha Teru : I may be a bit baggy, but I'm as hot as the sun.
[20:29:35] Maigo : O.o
[20:29:38] * Maigo baps Teru
[20:29:38] Himori : o__o
[20:29:43] Maigo : Stop that!
[20:29:46] * Uchiha Teru is bapped xD

[20:29:49] Himori : I might get kick for this.
[20:29:49] Kaguya Apocalypse : fett isn't teru like
[20:29:50] Kaguya Apocalypse : 11
[20:30:01] * Temaki Inuzuka pickpockets Raijin for candies.
[20:30:06] Himori : Nothing use. Everything tight. So everything is right.
[20:30:12] Uchiha Teru : Teru's either 15 or 16 xD
[20:30:12] Himori : loose*
[20:30:24] Kaguya Apocalypse : i've seen your face claim
[20:30:27] Kaguya Apocalypse : don't lie to me
[20:30:40] Seiryū : Teru's next character is a confirmed cougar.
[20:30:49] * Himori goes back to behaving
[20:30:51] Uchiha Teru : (`.`) I don't know what you're talking about
[20:30:53] Maigo : So Shig is a 17 year old cougar?
[20:31:06] Uchiha Teru : Lol
[20:31:17] Uchiha Teru : Shig is a puma
[20:31:22] Himori : >__> why do women get a nice title and men don't. . .;-;
[20:31:25] Uchiha Teru : Even better than a hot cougar
[20:31:27] Seiryū : THe wait is real D:
[20:31:30] Maigo : O.o
[20:31:31] Shirayuri : Hey bro
[20:31:32] Himori : equality!
[20:31:33] Maigo : Puma?
[20:31:36] Uchiha Teru : xD
[20:31:38] Maigo : Like the shoe brand?
[20:31:38] Kaguya Apocalypse : guys are tigers
[20:31:50] Kaguya Apocalypse : who wouldn't want to be a tiger
[20:31:58] * Himori looks at Shirayuri
[20:32:10] Uchiha Teru : Are tigers the ones who prey on cougars?
[20:32:32] Maigo : ^
[20:32:33] * Uchiha Teru stares at Maigo "Roar." ._.
[20:32:34] Himori : How did the conversation start?
[20:32:41] Maigo : If so the irony would only be more perfect?
[20:32:45] * Maigo baps Teru again
[20:32:58] * Uchiha Teru is bapped once more xD
[20:33:01] Himori : Teru. Make a 30+ yr old nekomata member.
[20:33:32] Uchiha Teru : I don't know xD
[20:33:58] Himori : <__< there would be so many innuendos with such a woman.
[20:34:10] Uchiha Teru : So very many....

[18:45:56 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : #I'macougar
[18:46:10 01/04/2016] Nanashi : o__o;
[18:47:13 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : ._.
[18:47:20 01/04/2016] * Jet coughs
[18:47:37 01/04/2016] Nanashi : well now. . .
[18:48:28 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : I think I could have fun with this...
[18:48:33 01/04/2016] Nanashi : o_o
[18:48:39 01/04/2016] Nanashi : have fun with what?
[18:48:51 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : Revealing my cougar self :D
[18:49:03 01/04/2016] * Nanashi hides behind Jet
[18:49:03 01/04/2016] * Jet gets the cat nip
[18:49:04 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : I don't think you were here when I was confirmed to be a cougar
[18:49:13 01/04/2016] @ Jet : XD
[18:49:14 01/04/2016] Nanashi : I was here. . .
[18:49:16 01/04/2016] Nanashi : >.>
[18:49:18 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : x3
[18:49:38 01/04/2016] * Jet stuffs cat nip all over nana's clothes and runs
[18:49:44 01/04/2016] Nanashi : o__o;
[18:49:46 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : owo
[18:49:50 01/04/2016] Nanashi : wait!
[18:49:52 01/04/2016] Nanashi : No!
[18:50:03 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru hides in the bushes and prepares to pounce
[18:50:10 01/04/2016] Nanashi : o_o!
[18:50:21 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : :3
[18:50:29 01/04/2016] * Nanashi is shaking like leaf in the wind
[18:50:30 01/04/2016] @ Jet : Rip
[18:50:36 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru jumps out and gnaws at the cat nip
[18:50:41 01/04/2016] @ Jet : it was a worthy sacrifice
[18:50:42 01/04/2016] Nanashi : !
[18:50:52 01/04/2016] Nanashi : D; Halp Me!
[18:50:53 01/04/2016] @ Jet : i shall take care of your women well
[18:51:00 01/04/2016] Nanashi : ._.
[18:51:03 01/04/2016] @ Jet : they will miss you but i shall comfort them
[18:51:16 01/04/2016] Aozame : .
[18:51:19 01/04/2016] * Nanashi pets the gnawing cougar.
[18:51:28 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru shakes the nip off of Nana
[18:51:29 01/04/2016] Nanashi : D; Not helping
[18:51:42 01/04/2016] * Nanashi escapes!
[18:51:43 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : Rawr >:3
[18:51:54 01/04/2016] Nanashi : >.>
[18:51:58 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru sees a little cat nip left on Nana's clothes
[18:52:02 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru chases after
[18:52:05 01/04/2016] Nanashi : o_o
[18:52:10 01/04/2016] * Nanashi runs
[18:52:27 01/04/2016] @ Jet : V(=^･ω･^=)v
[18:52:32 01/04/2016] Nanashi : ._. I thought we had something special
[18:52:40 01/04/2016] Nanashi : no chasing the old guy!
[18:52:40 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : We do :3
[18:52:54 01/04/2016] Nanashi : D; why you chasing me
[18:52:55 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : You're my prey!
[18:53:01 01/04/2016] @ Jet : ooooo
[18:53:02 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : :D
[18:53:11 01/04/2016] * Nanashi runs faster
[18:53:14 01/04/2016] @ Jet : fight back like a man
[18:53:19 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru keeps chasing
[18:53:22 01/04/2016] Nanashi : D; but but
[18:53:28 01/04/2016] @ Jet : ahoy ramza
[18:53:35 01/04/2016] @ Jet : NOT BOOTY RIGHT NOW SIR
[18:53:37 01/04/2016] * Nanashi trips over a root. Stumbles.
[18:53:57 01/04/2016] * Ramza drifts in via his cloud.
[18:53:58 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru trips over the same root and rolls off of the cbox cliff
[18:54:01 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : o_o;
[18:54:12 01/04/2016] * Nanashi dives after Teru. Saves.
[18:54:26 01/04/2016] * Uchiha Teru gnaws her savior
[18:54:33 01/04/2016] Uchiha Teru : :D
[18:54:33 01/04/2016] @ Jet : I feel like i watched every princess story ever
[18:54:34 01/04/2016] Nanashi : ._.

[15:15:53] * Jagi is an ant-sized person.
[15:16:03] * Jagi is secretly Ant-Man?
[15:16:16] Seiryū : Nice new helmet!
[15:16:19] Maigo : Oh, if he's Ant-man then I get to be the Vision!
[15:16:32] * Jagi doesn't want to be Ant-Man though.
[15:16:44] Maigo : [15:16:03] * Jagi is secretly Ant-Man?
[15:16:49] Maigo : You already chose it though
[15:16:54] Maigo : Sonu is Iron Man
[15:17:01] Seiryū : :D
[15:17:02] Jagi : Do you not see the question-mark?
[15:17:04] Maigo : Teru can be Captain America
[15:17:07] * Seiryū has monies.
[15:17:10] Jagi : I might just be afflicted with terrible dwarfism
[15:17:21] Kenta Inuzuka : .
[15:17:32] Maigo : Shawn gets to be Thor!
[15:17:46] Maigo : Maybe! But the Avengers will take that chance! :I
[15:17:52] Starfire : .
[15:17:58] Uchiha Teru : o.o
[15:18:07] Seiryū : Chris
[15:18:08] Jagi : that just reminds me of an ADHD skit
[15:18:10] Maigo : Starfire is in the wrong universe!
[15:18:14] Jagi : called "the avengers and old man"
[15:18:14] Seiryū : I don't know what to do with this money!
[15:18:15] Maigo : Sonu
[15:18:20] Starfire : Wait what
[15:18:21] Seiryū : ITS A LOT
[15:18:27] Maigo : Give it to me!
[15:18:38] Jagi : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y97twb4ec1Q
[15:18:42] * Seiryū gives Chris $5 for lunch money.
[15:18:46] Maigo : I'll be your investement officer?
[15:19:02] Rean joined the chat on Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:19 pm
[15:19:28] * Maigo take the max 5% and drops it in Mutual Funds, then a remaining 25% and drops into CD's, another 25% into municipal funds, and then the rest into stocks!
[15:19:40] Maigo : Now we wait like.... 150 years and I'll be rich!
[15:19:44] Starfire : Okay. I only have the RP sample left to do, and I shall do that once I awake.
[15:19:48] Seiryū : :D
[15:19:53] Maigo : Hey Rean~
[15:20:02] Seiryū : Adios DC person?
[15:20:16] * Maigo waves to Starfire and notes that DC is better than Marvel!
[15:20:39] Starfire : It doesn't matter which is better than which.
[15:20:44] Starfire : We're all better than Sonu.
[15:20:50] Starfire : That's what matters.
[15:20:50] Seiryū : :(
[15:20:51] Maigo : RT@ Starfire
[15:20:53] Starfire has logged off the chat on Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:20 pm
[15:20:54] Seiryū : I take it back
[15:20:58] Uchiha Teru : DC is the best
[15:21:00] Seiryū : I don't like Starfire either.
[15:21:03] Uchiha Teru : llo
[15:21:04] Maigo : xD
[15:21:07] Uchiha Teru : *lol
[15:21:14] Uchiha Teru : xD
[15:21:15] Maigo : Wise words from a very wise person
[15:21:23] Seiryū : I only have one friend on this planet.

[18:16:54] Shouri joined the chat on Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:16 pm
[18:16:57] Nanashi : o-o
[18:17:07] * Maigo opens the box and points inside it
[18:17:23] Aethir : Oh maaaaan, what's inside the-
[18:17:26] Aethir : Hello Shouri
[18:17:32] Aethir : What's inside the......baaaawks....?
[18:17:46] * Maigo grabs Aethir and shoves him into it and then sits on the lid
[18:18:16] Aethir : Oh man.
[18:18:27] Aethir : Iiiiii'm...inside the baaaawks...........n' stuff.
[18:18:32] Aethir : Such a plot twist, maaaan.

[19:47:03] Maigo joined the chat on Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:47 pm
[19:47:09] * Maigo waves to Guest

Went a bit overboard with a pun war with Rei. This happened. I won as well.

[20:19:41] Rei : That you were kiddin'
[20:19:56] Inuzuka Makoto : So, we're chill on that subject?
[20:20:05] Rei : All cool
[20:20:11] Inuzuka Makoto : Or are you going to be cold hearted again?
[20:20:28] Inuzuka Makoto : Or shall I melt you down?
[20:20:37] Rei : I can't. I just freeze whenever I see you.
[20:20:57] Inuzuka Makoto : So sweet.
[20:21:12] Inuzuka Makoto : Can't wait to fire your heart up again.
[20:21:28] Nanashi : these puns
[20:21:49] Rei : We've definitely broken the ice already
[20:22:09] Inuzuka Makoto : I'm going to flame you soon.
[20:22:13] * .iggidy
[20:22:38] Eihi joined the chat on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:22 pm
[20:23:07] Rei : This is going to get a bit steamy.
[20:23:28] Inuzuka Makoto : I'm just getting warmed up.
[20:23:28] * Eihi either walked in at the very wrong or very right moment
[20:24:11] Rei : Just waiting for you to get hot and ready.
[20:24:21] Inuzuka Makoto : Don't worry.
[20:24:32] Inuzuka Makoto : I'll burn you to a crisp.
[20:25:34] * Nanashi watches the mating ritual between Rei and Makoto
[20:25:43] Rei : You're sure getting hotheaded
[20:26:02] Inuzuka Makoto : Your getting frozen on these puns.
[20:27:29] Harichimo has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:27 pm (session timeout)
[20:27:29] Rei : I'm just trying to heat up your frozen heart..
[20:27:50] Inuzuka Makoto : So i'm the cold-blooded one?
[20:28:25] .iggidy : it stopped
[20:28:28] Rei : Prefer hot-blooded?
[20:28:39] Rei : ._.
[20:29:06] Neko Ran has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:29 pm (session timeout)
[20:29:06] Inuzuka Makoto : I can feel the coldness coming from you however.
[20:29:07] .iggidy : the flow is gone Rei
[20:29:19] Daisuke has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:29 pm (session timeout)
[20:29:19] .iggidy : both of u
[20:29:28] Kiritsu has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:29 pm (session timeout)
[20:29:28] Daisuke joined the chat on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:29 pm
[20:29:47] Kiritsu joined the chat on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:29 pm
[20:29:51] Inuzuka Makoto : Well that pun war was heated up.
[20:30:49] Inuzuka Makoto : Sadly, in the end. I cooked you.
[20:31:00] Fukai has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:31 pm (session timeout)
[20:31:00] Shouri joined the chat on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:31 pm
[20:31:02] Rei : :(
[20:31:08] Tonbo joined the chat on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:31 pm
[20:31:09] Rei : You win this round.
[20:31:13] .iggidy : She wont stop
[20:31:32] Inuzuka Makoto : I'll still scorch you next time.
[20:31:50] Wukong has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:31 pm (session timeout)
[20:31:59] Inuzuka Makoto : Not till this fuse ends.
[20:31:59] .iggidy : ths is gonna be a long night
[20:32:04] Tonbo : :I sounds like a challenge lol
[20:32:12] Kenta Inuzuka has been disconnected on Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:32 pm (session timeout)
[20:32:30] Rei : Ssssh, Makoto
[20:32:44] Rei : That's the fuse ending and your que to stahp!
[20:33:15] Inuzuka Makoto : Tired of me searing you?