You get all of your bound genies but they are all very socially awkward so you can't get any of them to come out of their bottles.

I wish that I was done school and passed everything already!

You're done with school and passed everything! Except it turns out you were enrolled in the complete opposite degree you were trying for and it's too late to fix it.

I wish that I had EMS already

I get EMS! but the fight it took you to get the other MS literally cost maigo an arm and a leg.

I wish I was S-rank!

S is now the lowest rank and it stands for 'Sissy'

I wish I could absorb the sun's energy like a solar panel instead of sleeping

wish granted, you become an actual solar panel on my roof

I wish I could run as fast as the flash

you run as fast as the flash, but don't have the Speed-force, you obliterate as you hit mach 3 instantly.

I want to eat the worlds greatest meal

Granted, however after you take the first bite it turns out you're allergic for it.

I wish that 3 day weekends was the norm.

Granted, but weekends are now worse then mondays.

I wish I could reach through the computer and slap people.

Granted, however each time you do so your stuck in their room.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You now have the ability to fly, but you have yet to master the ability to land safely so you are stuck in a hovering position for all eternity.

I wish I had my own library

Granted, but every book is a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in different languages.

I wish I had no fears

Granted however you lost all emotions alongside with it.

I wish I was better at socializing.

Granted but you have to remain inside your house for the rest of your life.

I wish I could get my dream job.

You're hired, but you're volunteering your time rather than being paid

I wish I could change my scent to whatever odor I wanted, like my sweat smelling like rain or having lemon breath

You can change your odor scent but only when you're outside and it's raining.

I wish I could draw better.

You draw better but you get kicked out to the streets cause it is not paying the bills

I wish to have cat ears and a tail

You have cat ears and a tail, but every time someone under the age of five sees you, they get the irresistible urge to pull them really hard.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted however you always forget a piece of your body behind so now your left leg is stuck in Ginza

I wish I had great agility

Granted, however you're left with no strength to support yourself.

I wish I was bullied less D:

Granted: You become the bully yourself.

I wish I had perfect skin

Granted. It's so perfect, that you not capable of moving anymore, because that will ruins your skin.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

Wish granted, your allergies have been exchanged for an equal number of extreme phobias.

I wish I had a faster metabolism

Granted; you are hospitalized for being far too thin on top of the fact that your body has begun to devour its own muscles :O

I wish i could breathe underwater as well as above!

Granted however something went wrong during birth. You now have to life with half your body in the water and half it outside.

I wish I would never need to pee or poo.

Granted, but now instead you vomit uncontrollably.
I wish I could create world peace with my death.