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Securing Assets! Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:33 pm
Seishen
D-rank
It was a rather calm day, wonderful for this Genin's very first mission! The Ocean was tranquil, waves only rustling slightly as the time passed. We were set upon one of the Islands West of Kirigakure. It seemed old and uninhabited, mostly from the accident from the mine that had resided there ages ago. Underneath the waters around it, however... There was something stirring. Something monstrous, something absolutely terrible in every single way. Blood filled the water suddenly! A Predator had stricken some prey! A splash dart up out of the waters near the Island! It was... It was! Seishen catching some lunch on his way to the island itself. The fish flopped around against his powerful bite as the Hoshigaki male walked forwards. His eyes seemed unimpressed, despite how cold and dead them seemed. A half lidded expression along with an over-exaggerated frown. He almost seemed to be strutting to entertain himself. The boy had Pale Blue skin, with an atheletically built body. He wasn't wearing a shirt for this mission, he didn't like to wear much clothing at all to be honest. He didn't bring any equipment, nor had he much training in terms of Jutsu outside of the Academy. Though he figured these simple D-Ranks were nothing.
"I really don't see why that dame persists on me taking these shitty D-rank Missions. Someone like myself needs things a bit more on the dangerous side. Holy shark dicks am I talking to myself?"
Okay, I think we can agree that we will not continue talking to ourselves. Especially about the subject of Shark dicks. There was a mission to do, regardless of whether the mind was plagued with fish genitalia. The Hoshigaki began to romp through the island, specifically taking the directions he got to the mine. He looked for the landmarks... Let's see. A rock shaped like a fist. Check. Seishen would look towards the totally amazing fist-rock and pound his own fist into the rock, seems this guy has been left hanging for a few decades. Hmm... A sign leading to the mine, wooden. Check... He looked towards the sign that had clearly held some decrypted lettering amongst its design. Really, the only thing that was visible was the arrow that pointed towards the mine. Now... A snapping turtle.. Ch- Wait what a snapping turtle!?! This Ravenous beast locked its jaws against the sandals that the Hoshigaki had worn. Causing some seriously stubbed toesies and a boo boo upon his foot. The worse thing, however, was the fact that the adolescent snapping turtle wouldn't fucking let go!
"RAAAA!!! WHAT?! GO AWAY GOD DAMN IT! FFFUUFUFUFUFUF!"
The Hoshigaki screamed and screamed at the pain, smacking his fists down violently towards the Snapping Turtle and its powerful bite. Eventually, he would tire, looking around. We need to improvise.. Ah! A twig! The Genin would grasp the twig, now known as the EYE POKER. Yeah, fuck you Snapping Turtle! The Eye Poker of Justice would swiftly be brought down upon its target! How could this turtle think he could escape the likes of Seishen, the ultimate Judge! The accused stands witness to his own actions, latching down on the Hoshigaki's foot! The turtle's family weeps at his ceremony, knowing of his inevitable punishment. Hoping to see him once again after he has made up some bullshit story about finding Jesus or something. We have no time for petty tears! ONLY TIME FOR JUDGE AND FUCKING JURY MOTHERFUCKER! This most righteous of twigs would jab itself into the eye of the Snapping Turtle. Causing the Turtle to bleed profusely and let go of the Hoshigaki's foot. Okay, time for him to go inside of this mine.. This is nonsense. Though he should really stop walking on his wound... Ow. Ow. Step. Step, Ow.
As he walked inside of the mine, his eyes began to scan against the walls. It was dark and dank, definitely abandoned from all prior human contact. This was going to be difficult with a bloody foot. Though the Hoshigaki had to go on! At least it wasn't as bad as it could be. Just some minor swelling. It still hurt like a motherfucker though. The Hoshigaki's eyes contracted against the darkness inside of the cave. Luckily enough, he was used to the darkest of sea water so a little dark mine like this wasn't so bad for him. He could certainly differentiate the description of the metals once he found them. Yes, it was a really long walk wasn't it? Boring too. Perhaps singing might lighten the mood for him? He couldn't think of any songs, so he would politely hum as he searched. His eyes widened, however... Head lerching around to hear the sound of footsteps behind him.. Then stopped by a sudden whisk of air. A cold chill fell towards his spine, face seeming utterly terrified. PFft. Just kidding. He doesn't believe in shitty ghosts. Yeah right, they don't exist. Hee hee... Fuck. There's a ghastly face right next to him isn't there?
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!"
The scream could be heard from the inside of the mine, all the way to the pure outside. His feet stamped against the ground, face showing an angry expression towards the spirits that surrounded him. He pouted a bit, crossing his arms as he looked around. Time to ignore them! Lalalalala! One of them was actually kind of cute. If she wasn't Ethereal he would go on a date with her. Oh well! He continued his w- OOOOOooooooOOO! Shiney! Yup, those were the metals they were looking for. The Hoshigaki would proceed to pick them up off the ground one by one and place them inside of the pouch he had. Waterproof, of course, simply because he was a Hoshigaki. He smiled lightly as he stood up, the ghosts still following him. The pouch was full now, his mission was essentially do- FUCK THIS HOSHIGAKI OUT! That's right he zoomed right the hell out of that mine, even with that screwed up foot he wasn't staying another damned minute on this island! He was booking it! Quickly, his body flung out of the mine and towards the island's ground. Seeing the Snapping Turtle out of the corner of his eye caused him to jump! Not today bitch! He had to give the Rock Fist another Fist Bump as he left though. Poor fella. He could see the sea up ahead! And Kirigakure in the far distance! Nope. Nope. Nope! Byeeeee! That Hoshigaki zoomed inside of that water, wayward towards Kirigakure.
"I really don't see why that dame persists on me taking these shitty D-rank Missions. Someone like myself needs things a bit more on the dangerous side. Holy shark dicks am I talking to myself?"
Okay, I think we can agree that we will not continue talking to ourselves. Especially about the subject of Shark dicks. There was a mission to do, regardless of whether the mind was plagued with fish genitalia. The Hoshigaki began to romp through the island, specifically taking the directions he got to the mine. He looked for the landmarks... Let's see. A rock shaped like a fist. Check. Seishen would look towards the totally amazing fist-rock and pound his own fist into the rock, seems this guy has been left hanging for a few decades. Hmm... A sign leading to the mine, wooden. Check... He looked towards the sign that had clearly held some decrypted lettering amongst its design. Really, the only thing that was visible was the arrow that pointed towards the mine. Now... A snapping turtle.. Ch- Wait what a snapping turtle!?! This Ravenous beast locked its jaws against the sandals that the Hoshigaki had worn. Causing some seriously stubbed toesies and a boo boo upon his foot. The worse thing, however, was the fact that the adolescent snapping turtle wouldn't fucking let go!
"RAAAA!!! WHAT?! GO AWAY GOD DAMN IT! FFFUUFUFUFUFUF!"
The Hoshigaki screamed and screamed at the pain, smacking his fists down violently towards the Snapping Turtle and its powerful bite. Eventually, he would tire, looking around. We need to improvise.. Ah! A twig! The Genin would grasp the twig, now known as the EYE POKER. Yeah, fuck you Snapping Turtle! The Eye Poker of Justice would swiftly be brought down upon its target! How could this turtle think he could escape the likes of Seishen, the ultimate Judge! The accused stands witness to his own actions, latching down on the Hoshigaki's foot! The turtle's family weeps at his ceremony, knowing of his inevitable punishment. Hoping to see him once again after he has made up some bullshit story about finding Jesus or something. We have no time for petty tears! ONLY TIME FOR JUDGE AND FUCKING JURY MOTHERFUCKER! This most righteous of twigs would jab itself into the eye of the Snapping Turtle. Causing the Turtle to bleed profusely and let go of the Hoshigaki's foot. Okay, time for him to go inside of this mine.. This is nonsense. Though he should really stop walking on his wound... Ow. Ow. Step. Step, Ow.
As he walked inside of the mine, his eyes began to scan against the walls. It was dark and dank, definitely abandoned from all prior human contact. This was going to be difficult with a bloody foot. Though the Hoshigaki had to go on! At least it wasn't as bad as it could be. Just some minor swelling. It still hurt like a motherfucker though. The Hoshigaki's eyes contracted against the darkness inside of the cave. Luckily enough, he was used to the darkest of sea water so a little dark mine like this wasn't so bad for him. He could certainly differentiate the description of the metals once he found them. Yes, it was a really long walk wasn't it? Boring too. Perhaps singing might lighten the mood for him? He couldn't think of any songs, so he would politely hum as he searched. His eyes widened, however... Head lerching around to hear the sound of footsteps behind him.. Then stopped by a sudden whisk of air. A cold chill fell towards his spine, face seeming utterly terrified. PFft. Just kidding. He doesn't believe in shitty ghosts. Yeah right, they don't exist. Hee hee... Fuck. There's a ghastly face right next to him isn't there?
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!"
The scream could be heard from the inside of the mine, all the way to the pure outside. His feet stamped against the ground, face showing an angry expression towards the spirits that surrounded him. He pouted a bit, crossing his arms as he looked around. Time to ignore them! Lalalalala! One of them was actually kind of cute. If she wasn't Ethereal he would go on a date with her. Oh well! He continued his w- OOOOOooooooOOO! Shiney! Yup, those were the metals they were looking for. The Hoshigaki would proceed to pick them up off the ground one by one and place them inside of the pouch he had. Waterproof, of course, simply because he was a Hoshigaki. He smiled lightly as he stood up, the ghosts still following him. The pouch was full now, his mission was essentially do- FUCK THIS HOSHIGAKI OUT! That's right he zoomed right the hell out of that mine, even with that screwed up foot he wasn't staying another damned minute on this island! He was booking it! Quickly, his body flung out of the mine and towards the island's ground. Seeing the Snapping Turtle out of the corner of his eye caused him to jump! Not today bitch! He had to give the Rock Fist another Fist Bump as he left though. Poor fella. He could see the sea up ahead! And Kirigakure in the far distance! Nope. Nope. Nope! Byeeeee! That Hoshigaki zoomed inside of that water, wayward towards Kirigakure.
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