Motoichi chased down the two brown labradors, their bladders not being strong enough and peeing all over the park as they continued to run. He followed them, apologizing as he followed the dogs over a picnic table, their pee going all over a romantic dinner that a young couple were in the middle of eating. The dogs continued to run, and Motoichi knew he'd never catch them. The dogs were made for running whereas he was not. Even if he managed to keep up with them, he didn't have the endurance of a dog. So finally he came to a stop, letting the dogs run to the edge of the park and disappear into some more bushes to, no doubt, continue peeing.
In the rush of things, he hadn't heard or noticed that the third squadmate had arrived. He'd been too busy and focused on hunting down his own two dogs that he found himself trying to think up a new plan. There was the food from the picnic table and he knew that the young couple weren't going to need their pee-covered sandwiches anymore. But no, that wouldn't work. Dogs would smell the pee too and not want to eat that. Motoichi stood for a moment, thinking hard about what to do next. He took the moment to look over his shoulder and see what Fūten was up to.
The man wrapped in bandages popped out of the ground and was looking down at the heads of the two garbage diving dogs. He couldn't believe it, those poor dogs were yelping out for help. He'd almost buried them alive. Although he had to admit, it was a much better idea than his own 'chase after the dogs' idea. That had only ended with pee everywhere. At least now he knew how skittish the two labradors were.
He perked up with an idea. Those dogs did love to pee, they just peed and peed and peed. Motoichi saw that the dogs were finished peeing on the bushes and were making their way to a tree for a new target. Motoichi walked to a point just a little south of the tree that the dogs were heading torwards before activating the Transformation jutsu. The old academy technique would work well here. He sat and waited, not more than a meter away from the tree as the dogs began to pee.
As soon as they get tired with that tree, he thought to himself,
they'll have to come over to me! And so there Motoichi waited, transformed into a red fire hydrant. Every park needed one, and soon the dogs would sniff it out and see that they hadn't peed on this particular hydrant yet.
A few minutes passed and just like he thought, the dogs marched on over. One on each side of him, they picked up their hind legs and poof! Away went the fire hydrant and out came Motoichi's hands as he grabbed a good hold on both of the labrador's necks. They were so scared that the pee just jumped out of them, covering Motoichi from head to foot in pee.
Sweeping them in close and moving his arms around them, he picked the two dogs up and marched back to his squadmates. After wiping his mouth clean of pee on one of the dogs's backs, he proudly presented his catch.
"How about that!?" Motoichi declared, some parts of his hair clung to his face. Thankfully the pee hadn't soaked him completely, though having some parts wet with pee and other parts dry added to his ridiculous look.
- Chakra 145/150:
Name: Transformation Technique (変化の術 ~ Henge no Jutsu)
Canon/Custom: Canon.
Rank: E.
Type: Supplementary.
Element: None.
Range: Self.
Specialty: Ninjutsu.
Duration: -5 every other post.
Cooldown: Duration +1 post.
Description: Given all the missions ninja are assigned to--battle, intelligence gathering, diversions--this is a priceless ninjutsu. It is typically used to change into people other than oneself, but one also has the ability to change into animals, plants, and even inanimate objects like weapons; however, the object can be no smaller than 1 foot long in at least one dimension. Despite this, this technique has an abundance of uses. The transformation of a master of this technique (which is generally an Academy graduation requirement) makes the user physically and visually the same as the transformed person or object in question, giving the user the exact mass and physical qualities of whatever they transformed into. This is one of the most basic ninjutsu, as such most shinobi know how to perform it. This technique does not give a ninja the abilities or jutsu of a person they transform into, nor can give the user the damaging ability of a weapon (however, this can be used as a bluff). Sensory techniques can easily pick out someone transformed using this jutsu: the user's chakra would be active, as well as the fact that their biological functions and scent are not masked by this jutsu. Costs 5 chakra on activation, and an additional 5 chakra every other post after that.
Post: 616
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Trained Hidden Stomach Technique 500/500
621+56+53=730/725 Trained Reaction Time from D-0 to D-2