Mission Pineapple:

The village of Kumo grew dark as the moon rose. Aethir walked during the night, having had explored Kumo for sometime. He finally grew confident enough to take a mission, thinking he knew enough about Kumo to know where the specified location was. As he ran the mission details through his head again, he check to his left, noticing Kumo residents smiling and laughing at each other, having a good time. He turned to the right, noticing some people staring at him while whispering. He simply stopped moving, causing the people to tense up and prepare to run... But when Aethir bowed to them, greeting them with the kindest greeting he could give, then stared at him with a shocked look on their faces. "U-Uh yeah...Hey..." the whispering ninja nodded, turning back to his friends as they waved to him. Aethir smiled to them, gave a single nod, and continued on, hearing their whispering going on again. It's funny... The same thing happened in Konoha... He wondered if people in Iwa would react the same way if he had gone there instead of here...

As he continued to walk, he heard barking...Well...not barking of that of a dog, but barking of that of an arrogant man. An arrogant drunk man at that. As he followed the source of insults, he spotted a man with a rather repulsive mark on his neck, shouting at little kid. 'This is him...I think...' Aethir nodded, walking over to the man. "JUSH A BONSH A COWARDS!!! ALLZYASZ...!!!" the man laughed, throwing a bottle of alcohol on the ground, loud shattering heard. "NONE YAZ WANNA TAKE ME?!" the kids cowered, one boy standing in front of them, tears rolling down their faces. "YOU JUST A BUNCH OF-" the man stopped suddenly, turning to see Aethir standing there with a dull look on his face.

"Please," Aethir spoke, the man raising an eyebrow as the kids turned to him, "Cease these senseless empty threats...or I'll have to arrest you." The boy was informed of his mission. To arrest the drunk man and claim his reward. But Aethir wished to show a bit of mercy, perhaps deep down he felt regret. Perhaps deep down, he- "I OINT SCARED BOT I DON'T TAKE LIT'LL GIRLZ." Aethir stared for a moment, eyes widening. "W-What...?"  "I SAID I AIN'T FIGHTIN' LITTLE GURLZ!!! GO HOME WOMAN." Aethir blinked, checking his body curiously. "W-What...?! You think...I'm a girl?!" Aethir blushed as the man nodded, nearly falling over. 'Of course he does... He's drunk...' Aethir sighed, putting a hand over his face. "I'm not a girl!! I'm a guy!"  "Yeah right, I can smell your perfume and everything. LOOKIN' PRETTY FOR SOMEONE!! ....I....I DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR HARD WORK. It's my CODE don't you know."

Aethir sighed loudly with a blush as the kids blinked and soon laughed. Aethir saw this, and smiled. At least some were getting a kick out of this... "NOW SKITTLE HOME YOU PROMPH." ........Aethir stared for a moment, not having anything to say for once. As the man was about to go back to picking on the kids, Aethir thought. 'Wait...If I look like a girl to him... Maybe he's one of those types who hates...' The man was insulting the now frightened kids, soon turning back to the girl. "HEY. I TOLD YOU TO GO-"  "What's the matter?" Aethir smiled, hands on his hips with a large grin. "Afraid to be beaten by a girl?"  "...What?" The sudden awkward silence made Aethir hope he wasn't suddenly sober and saw him as a guy right now. "What you say, girl?! WHAT DID YOU JUST-" the man crashed a bottle, walking over to the 'girl'. "I WILL END YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN-"  "Afraid to be beaten," the man's eyes widened as he breathed heavily, "...by a girl like me~?" "THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE GETTING IT NOW, FLAT CHESTED LITTLE-"

Aethir saw the man coming, soon preparing 'herself' for battle. He ran towards 'her', swinging his fist with a mighty force. However, leaning out of the way and brushing the arm aside, the 'girl' having a confident smile on 'her' face, quickly giving a jab to the man's nose area. The man staggered back, soon running to tackle the 'girl', Aethir kneeling where 'she' was, waiting for a moment. As the man got close, Aethir smiled, suddenly springing into a back flip, delivering a kick to the man's chin. He was sent upwards a bit, soon back to where he broke into a sprint.

"You...!!" Aethir blinked at the man as he slowly got up from that. 'She' tilted 'her' head as the man shouted at 'her'. It would appear his ego has been hurt from not being able to land a single punch on this 'woman'. "I'LL HURT YOU!!!" he shouted, Aethir sighed as he seemed to revert to some sort of cave man, or wild animal. As the man roared, running towards the 'girl', Aethir nodded, quickly sprinting over to the man. "HUH?!" the man noticed the 'girl' ran over to him, soon delivering five quick jabs to both his shoulder areas. Then, Aethir spun where 'she' was, the back of 'her' fist slamming into the side of the man's face. He groaned, falling to the ground, holding his face to lessen the pain. The man soon groaned, receiving a kick to his side and then to his stomach, causing him to roll onto his back. As the man was about to get up, the 'girl' put 'her' foot on the man's chest, forcing him to stay on the ground.

"Not bad for a 'girl', huh...?" Aethir stared at the man who looked back up to the 'girl' with blush on his face. "You..." Aethir blinked as the man smiled and laughed. "You're an angel sent from heaven~..." As he said this, he grabbed the 'girl's leg, hugging it. "U-Um...What are you-"  "You're the right one for me, lady!! I'll never let you go-" the man went silent as Aethir practically unloaded 'her' shock bullets on the man, causing him to pass out. He panted with blush on his face, shuddering at the thought. "OKAY~! WELL!!" Aethir smiled, laughing as the kids stared with a perplexed look on their faces.

With the drunk man knocked out, Aethir regained his composure, the blush on his face fading. "W-Well okay! Um...So! Are you guys okay?" Aethir smiled as the kids smiled back with a nod. As they began to walk home, Aethir slowly (and reluctantly) picked up the drunk man to turn him for his rewards...