Mission name: Wedding, wedding everywhere! (Repeatable - it almost seems like a mating season in the rich end of the town)
Mission rank: B
Objective: Get this tremendous, sugarish sweetness claimed to be a cake from one end of the city to another.
Location: Streets of Kumogakure
Reward: 270 ryo / 170 ryo
Mission description: You have to deliver this huge wedding cake from this small bakery in the poor end of the city, to a mansion, where wedding will be held. Why would a rich guy, living in a mansion buy a cake from someone so poor? Well, the cake is made from extremely rare ingredients, besides that there's only one person that knows the recipe. Some poor old lad that traded his role as a world class chef to help the poor. What a fool, eh?
You have to make the delivery within 4 hours. You will be given some cart to make its transportation easier. DO NOT MESS UP THE CAKE! ( least 2 people suggested because you'll need pure muscle to move the cargo.)
Mission details: A disgrace for a real shinobi... Escorting a cake? What the hell are they thinking, this should be one of the easiest tasks ever! - Yeah, not so much. You see, the cake is EXTREMELY delicious. To make it worst, the baker decides to let you have a piece from the same model cake before you leave, planting an urge to eat it yourself. Another thing is the cakes size. Its 3 meters high and has a diameter of 2 meters. The cake of this caliber will be heavy as... Lets not compare a cake to something as brutal, shall we?
And this just ain't it. You'll be moving trough a poor neighborhood where everyone has had a piece of the same type cake.( The baker has a golden heart, remember? ) So they want more!!! Try not to kill them, though. Their just hungry villagers with below average income and hygiene. There should be about 40 of them, though most would fall back if you dealt with them brutally. You may also try to deal with them trough diplomatic means, hiding the cake or any other tricks. Just get past them with the cake unharmed.

So long so good. Thats if the mission was just C rank. There's one more guy just to make things more interesting. Remember that your delivering the cake to wedding? Well, whats the most important thing in wedding? Man the love of his life? OF course not, its the intrigue and a free pass to cry and seem sensitive to get chicks.

You'll be dealing with this mysterious guy. Either he's the cavalier who wishes to ruin the wedding to get the bride, a guy hired to prevent the wedding or just some nut-job lurking around and stalking cakes. Whats important is that this guy WILL attack you, and he WILL try to kill you. ( Note: This guy is Chuunin ranked so dealing with him won't be easy. That and judging by his attire he's a noble so if you hurt him too badly or just kill him your going to have a bad time. Mission is still completed yet you can only repeat it as a C - rank mission. Without this guy that is. So try to avoid taking him out easy crap or the instant kill bullshit. Your in a wedding mood.)

Name: Oshigaki Hamaru
Age: 53
General Appearance: And old man with a long white beard and wrinkly skin. He's wearing mostly white.
Personality: Very nice old man with a golden heart. He loves sharing and can't stand other human being suffering.
Motivations: He wants to help. Help everyone, especially those in need. This is why he uses his exceptional baking skills to feed the poor.
Fears: Being unnecessary or a burden to anyone.
Other: Cares for his creations like if they where his children.

Name: Poor villagers
Age: 20-50
General Appearance: Bunch of scruffy old flee-bags. Just by looking at them you'll just want to drop your money and run. Yeah, you could get some nasty stuff by just touching them.
Personality: HUNGRY!
Motivations: See food, get food!
Fears: Fire, loud sounds, getting beaten up and obviously soap.
Other: Yeah, might not be obvious but their quite hungry.

Name: Mysterious douche.
Age: Unknown
General Appearance:
Big guy. Well dressed, so obviously a noble. Obviously not the intellectual type if you know what I mean.
Personality: Rash and boastful. Swears a lot and solves most problems with a sledgehammer.
Motivations: To kill you, obviously.
Fears: Commitment and lawyers.
Other: A big guy carrying a sledgehammer. Would probably squash you when it comes to physical strength and armpit odor. Could pop your skull open with his bare hands like a tomato with his bare hands. Lactose intolerant.

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[b]Mission name:[/b] Wedding, wedding everywhere! (Repeatable - it almost seems like a mating season in the rich end of the town)
[b]Mission rank:[/b] B
[b]Objective: [/b] Get this tremendous, sugarish sweetness claimed to be a cake from one end of the city to another.
[b]Location:[/b] Streets of Kumogakure
[b]Reward:[/b] 270 ryo / 170 ryo
[b]Mission description:[/b] You have to deliver this huge wedding cake from this small bakery in the poor end of the city, to a mansion, where wedding will be held. Why would a rich guy, living in a mansion buy a cake from someone so poor? Well, the cake is made from extremely rare ingredients, besides that there's only one person that knows the recipe. Some poor old lad that traded his role as a world class chef to help the poor. What a fool, eh?
You have to make the delivery within 4 hours. You will be given some cart to make its transportation easier. DO NOT MESS UP THE CAKE! ( least 2 people suggested because you'll need pure muscle to move the cargo.)
[b]Mission details:[/b] A disgrace for a real shinobi... Escorting a cake? What the hell are they thinking, this should be one of the easiest tasks ever! - Yeah, not so much. You see, the cake is EXTREMELY delicious. To make it worst, the baker decides to let you have a piece from the same model cake before you leave, planting an urge to eat it yourself. Another thing is the cakes size. Its 3 meters high and has a diameter of 2 meters. The cake of this caliber will be heavy as... Lets not compare a cake to something as brutal, shall we?
And this just ain't it. You'll be moving trough a poor neighborhood where everyone has had a piece of the same type cake.( The baker has a golden heart, remember? ) So they want more!!! Try not to kill them, though. Their just hungry villagers with below average income and hygiene. There should be about 40 of them, though most would fall back if you dealt with them brutally. You may also try to deal with them trough diplomatic means, hiding the cake or any other tricks. Just get past them with the cake unharmed.

So long so good. Thats if the mission was just C rank. There's one more guy just to make things more interesting. Remember that your delivering the cake to wedding? Well, whats the most important thing in wedding? Man the love of his life? OF course not, its the intrigue and a free pass to cry and seem sensitive to get chicks.

You'll be dealing with this mysterious guy. Either he's the cavalier who wishes to ruin the wedding to get the bride, a guy hired to prevent the wedding or just some nut-job lurking around and stalking cakes. Whats important is that this guy WILL attack you, and he WILL try to kill you. ( Note: This guy is Chuunin ranked so dealing with him won't be easy. That and judging by his attire he's a noble so if you hurt him too badly or just kill him your going to have a bad time. Mission is still completed yet you can only repeat it as a C - rank mission. Without this guy that is. So try to avoid taking him out easy crap or the instant kill bullshit. Your in a wedding mood.)

[b]Name:[/b] Oshigaki Hamaru
[b]Age:[/b] 53
[b]General Appearance:[/b] And old man with a long white beard and wrinkly skin. He's wearing mostly white. [img]http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4507886840316400&pid=15.1&W=138&H=160[/img]
[b]Personality:[/b] Very nice old man with a golden heart. He loves sharing and can't stand other human being suffering.
[b]Motivations:[/b] He wants to help. Help everyone, especially those in need. This is why he uses his exceptional baking skills to feed the poor.
[b]Fears:[/b] Being unnecessary or a burden to anyone.
[b]Other:[/b] Cares for his creations like if they where his children.

[b]Name:[/b] Poor villagers
[b]Age:[/b] 20-50
[b]General Appearance:[/b] Bunch of scruffy old flee-bags. Just by looking at them you'll just want to drop your money and run. Yeah, you could get some nasty stuff by just touching them.
[b]Personality:[/b] HUNGRY!
[b]Motivations:[/b] See food, get food!
[b]Fears:[/b] Fire, loud sounds, getting beaten up and obviously soap.
[b]Other:[/b] Yeah, might not be obvious but their quite hungry.

[b]Name:[/b] Mysterious douche.
[b]Age:[/b] Unknown
[b]General Appearance:[/b] [img]http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4547022592672775&pid=15.1&H=160&W=150[/img]
Big guy. Well dressed, so obviously a noble. Obviously not the intellectual type if you know what I mean.
[b]Personality:[/b] Rash and boastful. Swears a lot and solves most problems with a sledgehammer.
[b]Motivations:[/b] To kill you, obviously.
[b]Fears:[/b] Commitment and lawyers.
[b]Other:[/b] A big guy carrying a sledgehammer. Would probably squash you when it comes to physical strength and armpit odor. Could pop your skull open with his bare hands like a tomato with his bare hands. Lactose intolerant.

I have to say, I love this idea

So would I, yet approval is necessary. My activity is dropping and at one point I'll be reporting my absence. Would be nice for this to be approved or responded to before I leave; Kumo needs more missions.

<.< Can you fix the title? It's bugging me..

I was under the impression that it was intentional, a fusion of eat and escort referring to the temptation of grabbing yourself another piece o' the goods.

I can add a '-' if you like...

Is anything but the title bugging anyone?

Looking at what describes a B rank, this isn't exactly that dangerous. I think it's more of a C rank. Either bump up the danger factor, or simply make it C rank. otherwise, I think it's alright.

I made it multi-rank repeatable, if its alright. If you kill the big guy or harm him too badly you can repeat the mission, just without him. And mission without him means its only a C rank.

I like the idea. Put both ryo amounts, though, separated with a slash.

Yeah, I remembered about that when I left. Thanks for the heads up anyways. Anything else?

Nope, you're all set. Approved.