1 A Drink Never Hurt Anybody [Zu | NK] Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:28 pm
Daraku
D-rank
Daraku, feeling pretty full of it and always the life of the party, set out for the sandbox on a windy Suna night. His sword was tied around his waist, as it usually had been, but for once he wasn't dying to use it. Getting through the night without a fight was what he really wanted more than anything. He had two goals in particular that night: first was to get drunk, and the second was to find a nice girl (or guy) to take home. In the last four months or so, he was off on Kokugatsu Island, with the Dusk Moth Sage, helping train new students since he was a veteran sage himself. This meant that he had absolute isolation from other people aside from those he was training, AND no access to regular stuff that people ate or did for fun, AND no dyeing his hair, AND no alcohol. At all. Not like Daraku was an alcoholic, no, not by any means. But a drink once in a while helped him unwind, which was a necessary alleviation for someone with as many issues as him (though his schizophrenic, psychopathic side was hardly a problem these days). Making up for lost time was a must, and he'd already dyed his hair again, so the next logical step was to get completely hammered.
The club had changed quite a bit since the Sannin had last visited. The bar was in a different place more towards the front, and the stripper poles weren't visible from the door, especially with the practically 7 foot tall bouncer that stood between Daraku and the entrance. Daraku approached the bouncer with a cheeky grin. "Daraku Ishido. I'm kind of a big deal around here." The bouncer rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, which was enough to show Daraku that he needed to pull out the moves. "Big deal? Then how come this is my first time meeting you?" Daraku dropped his smile. "Let's say I was out of town for work. That's not really your business, though. Listen, I don't want any trouble..." His hand wrapped around the hilt of his blade and slowly started to pull in a drawn out, deliberate motion so that the bouncer could clearly see.
"Don't try any of that bullshit. I won't hesitate to snap you in half."
"Oh my god, man. Do I really have to spell it out for you? I'm one of the top shinobi in the village. If you tried to fight me, you'd be dead, and I wouldn't be getting in any sort of trouble for it because the village kinda needs me around. So out of the way, please." The bouncer seemed angry, but he must have noticed Daraku's headband and the solemnness in Daraku's tone, so he stepped aside. Loud music flooded Daraku's ears as he entered the club and caught sight of the strippers. He could hardly contain his excitement as he threw his arms into the air. "I'm HOME!"
The club had changed quite a bit since the Sannin had last visited. The bar was in a different place more towards the front, and the stripper poles weren't visible from the door, especially with the practically 7 foot tall bouncer that stood between Daraku and the entrance. Daraku approached the bouncer with a cheeky grin. "Daraku Ishido. I'm kind of a big deal around here." The bouncer rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, which was enough to show Daraku that he needed to pull out the moves. "Big deal? Then how come this is my first time meeting you?" Daraku dropped his smile. "Let's say I was out of town for work. That's not really your business, though. Listen, I don't want any trouble..." His hand wrapped around the hilt of his blade and slowly started to pull in a drawn out, deliberate motion so that the bouncer could clearly see.
"Don't try any of that bullshit. I won't hesitate to snap you in half."
"Oh my god, man. Do I really have to spell it out for you? I'm one of the top shinobi in the village. If you tried to fight me, you'd be dead, and I wouldn't be getting in any sort of trouble for it because the village kinda needs me around. So out of the way, please." The bouncer seemed angry, but he must have noticed Daraku's headband and the solemnness in Daraku's tone, so he stepped aside. Loud music flooded Daraku's ears as he entered the club and caught sight of the strippers. He could hardly contain his excitement as he threw his arms into the air. "I'm HOME!"
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