Hmm...what was there to do in this sandpit of an excuse for a village...? nothing much actually...if you weren't shitting out sand you were spewing it out...Suna was bad for it's little storms from time to time but thankfully there was none today...Kuja didn't have to worry about his hair getting sand in it today! Full on beautification! Sitting at his dresser and mirror, Kuja pulled out a rather expensive looking brush before brushing it through his bright blue hair, his white teeth reflecting the suns rays off of them and into the mirror, near enough blinding hiself as he fell backwards off his wooden stool. A thud, a skid and a rage later, Kuja left his household with a spring in his step. The world can yet again view upon his beauty as he strutted his stuff as he swayed through the market; his hips swaying from left to right as he placed his left hand on his hips and his right hand busy playing with his hair.

Thankfully Kuja shaved the fur off this morning cause his revealing clothes were turning heads both in shock and some in lust. Perfect. any attention handed to Kuja made him happy as he winked his eye at the villagers and the blew them a kiss. Some ninja shaking their head in disapproval. Who the fuck cared, bitches be dropping like flies!
Stopping in the middle of the market, Kuja stood there, jerking his hip to one side he ran his fingers from his pearl-surfaced legs up past his smooth stomach and then through his hair as he groaned in pleasure. Having woke up in a good mood, Kuja was set for the day. Time to either sass about people or compliment their beauty; which was rare cause to Kuja, he was god's gift from heaven.
"Hmm, this should be fun~!" He groaned as his turquoise eyes flashed with excitement as he noticed a box of strawberries on sale...Me Gusta!

As Kuja was elegantly dodged, ducked and weaved his way through the crowd to make his way to the strawberries, only a foot away with his hands outstretched; grabbing air as they slowly made their way to the packet before being thrown into the crowd. His face went from happy and excited to shocked and frightened. What the major hell just happened? One minute he was standing there and the next he was thrown to the side...ouch...as Kuja flew through a small group of people, them all dispersing and cursing at the fact that there was a half naked boy in the middle of them, he couldn't help but work his charm by running his index down to the side of his mouth as his eyes twinkled, tears beginning to form in them as he shivered in an exaggerated pain.
"Please...I-I didn't mean to hurt you..." He winced, his lips quivering as he spoke. Perfect. They fell for it as they either hit the floor in shame or ran away crying for being mean.

Kuja smiled as he rolled back slightly, his hands brought back and touching the ground before he pushed himself up and through the air; over the passer byes before landing in a rather provocative perching stance, legs open as he lent forward, one hand balancing him on the wooden pole and the other brushing through his hair. So this raggedy man beast is what knocked him through the air? The hell? He was kinda cute, his body looked ripped...Kuja smiled in anticipation.
"Say...you knocked me over? How about we strip you down and you can borrow some of my clothes at my house." He winked at the man. Typical Kuja. If he's not hellbent on killing someone, he's flirting for his own greedy needs.

Kuja whined as the man said he was not of "game" What a shame... Kuja placed his free hand on the pole before pushing himself up and straightening his legs straight up, now in a handstand position before bringing his legs down, placing his feet on the ground and now his nose touching the mans; Kuja still smiling at him, eyes wandering around his person.
"I could have made you see the stars. What a shame~!" He teased, his hands running alongside the mans hips before Kuja stuck his tongue out and licked the tip of the mans nose.

Pulling away and twirling teasingly, Kuuja bought that packet of strawberries before tearing them open and scoffing down 5 strawberries at once. A relieved sigh escaped his lips as he relished the taste.
"You know, strawberries make you skin silky smooth." He said, his eyes meeting the mans before he winked.
"Wont lie, I love a bit of rough myself~!" He said as he checked out the mans 'Special place'

Kuja looked up at the man and laughed, the man was clearly uncomfortable with the fact he was being hit on. Awh, poor baby! Continuing to shovel down the strawberries, Kuja ran his free hand around his waist as he circled him, giggling the whole time as he finished and walked back to where he was before waving his hand in a dismissing manner.
"No need to worry my dear, I'll just wait until you're least expecting it." He smiled, another strawberry being thrown down that hatch as he could feel himself becoming healthier by the minute. Ah glorious of days!

Heh, bang into me? This person claimed to be straight and he's making puns? Oh my lordy lord! Me gusta! Kuja chuckled as he threw the last Strawberry into the air, eyes still looking at him the whole time.
"Hmm, down boy, don't make me hose you down right here and now...Cause I will." He purred as he brought his hands to run down his stomach smoothly and then his legs before catching the last strawberry with his mouth, slowly sucking it in and down his throat.

Kuja laughed as the man was becoming more and more uncomfortable by the second, oh well; might as well drop this little act. To be honest, this man was no where near Kuja's type. He only wanted something to do to kill his boredom... Placing his hands on his hips, his body language much more arrogant now, flicking his fringe to the side as his once most excited eyes were now blank and void of emotion.
"Simmer down. Name's Kuja, you?" He said as he examined his nails, checking for any dirt...thankfully there wasn't any in sight so that was one less thing to worry about.

Kuja took a step back as he lifted himself up on a ledge and crossing his legs as he lent forward a bit before narrowing his eyes to the man; nothing really special about him though he did have a slight interesting value to him. A smirk grew on his face as he stretched up, letting out a small groan of pleasure.

Kuja giggled to himself as he waved his hand, gesturing for Trilby to ignore it. The fact that he was using a kunai to sew up his trashy clothes? Oh my...how retro. Kuja's eyes gleamed as he looked over the mans clothing...urgh...it was an eyesore and Kuja felt slightly sick as a small burp made it's way up before swallowing it back down...Shaking his head he flicked his legs once more, changing position and now his right crossed over his left.
"You're just going to ruin your clothes a lot more than they already are...here." He said as he pulled out a small packet with the contents of brushes, perfume and some stitching needles and thread. Picking out a needle, Kuja threw the man it. Surely if he was a ninja he'd be able to catch it without much difficulty.

Not liking his apparel? Was it that obvious? Oh my. Kuja thought to himself, a small glint sparkled in his left eye before he shook his head. Might as well tell the truth...he could lie his way out of it but where's the fun in that when there's nothing at stake here. Sighing, Kuja cracked his neck and lent to the side, his right arm supporting him up.
"Not my style so yes, I do find it rather displeasing." He said, exasperation in his voice as he yawned and stretched once again.

Still looking at Tril, Kuja's blank eyes and emotionless face seemed to shine in the sun...ah, the power of strawberries!
"How long you been here then? Don't quite remember pummeling you to the ground back at the academy." He moaned, scratching his brown with his pinky while scratching the tip of his nose with his index. Sheer boredom swooning in...Kuja would have kicked his teeth in if it wasn't for the fact that he had just got his nails done...damn you timing.

Look at this little genin, so sure that he could overpower a taijutsu user with chakra flow at his disposal. How cute! He didn't look like any taijutsu user...more of a ninjutsu user. Kuja couldn't help but let out a small coo at the man.
"Awh, how adorable." He said as he jumped from the ledge and landed right in front of him as he snapped the wire. How cute, if Kuja didn't know any better; what Trilby had said sounded more like a challenge than a statement.

"Here you go dear." Kuja cooed as he pulled out some thread from his little pouch which he had shown earlier, holding the thread in his hand but above his head, wanting Tril to reach for it and come closer to him.

Good riddance is what Kuja thought, finally having seen yet another horrific style of clothing been burnt to a crisp, the smell of it's ashes now lingering in the air...maybe he shouldn't have decided to burn it in the middle of a market district, the people shouting in fear as they crowded away from it, trying to walk around this imaginative bubble? Seriously people, it wasn't going to turn round and bite them in the ass. Like seriously...oh god, these melodramatic bitches, flailing from side to side if a fly farts.

Watching as Trilby walked on by the crowd and leaping onto a 'nearby' roof to them without much ease. How quaint. He was light on his toes and a good jumper to make it all the way up there. Kuja soon followed, leaping into the air as a small crackle of lightning released from his shoes as he stretched out his arm, grabbing the roof. Not like he needed to though, his jump alone was enough to allow him to land with ease upon the roof.

Trilby had went and sat on...a chimney? Oh der god ew? that could mark Kuja's perfect skin with a big black line? No thank you! Kuja shook his head as he perched himself next to Trilby before flicking his hair in the wind.
"So, wanna go shopping?" He giggled. Trilby obviously needed clothes and that alone was enough to convince Kuja that Trilby wan in need of Kuja's help.

Kuja smirked as Trilby accepted his proposal, jumping from the roof and landing with the utmost care...pfft, twinkle fairy. Kuja followed not long after Trilby had jumped from the roof, having been admiring the sunset's golden and orange hue that set across Suna, he landed about 5 feet away from him, slipping through a small group of people who were more or less stunned by the sudden appearance of the sexy.

Kuja noticed him walk into a rather tacky little clothes shop...oh hell no! As long as Kuja was there, he was going to go shopping the RIGHT way. As Kuja followed Trilby, pushing the door and keeping it open with his left hand, he reached on in and yanked Trilby off his feet, forcing him out the shop while he held his arm.
"As long as you're with me, you wont be shopping there." He smiled happily, looking at Trilby. Kuja seemed to have taken a liking to Trilby but might aswell follow on through with this new found friendship.
"A sexy beasty, needs to look sexy. It's the law." He smirked, pulling him into a small passageway which soon led into a T junction street; a nice little shop set up right in front of them. Perfect.