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Anri would be standing before Burger Daimyo, a new restaurant that had opened recently. He had only heard rumors and snippets of it, and he had only ever seen part of the commercial on the television about it, specifically the tag line, which was "Our noodleburgers are going to fist your mouth with flavor, believe it!", but now he was officially a temporary waiter for the establishment, and boy, was he surprised. He still remembered going to the mission board, finding a mission that involved extensive mental training and for one to be fast on their feet, but never directly saying what it was, and now he had known why, and as he stood there, wearing his black facial mask and introducing himself as Kaji-Sakura despite the rest of his apparel being formal in appearance, mainly a vest and tie combination, which had still made him look rather dapper dan in appearance. His blue eyes would peer out from underneath the eye mask, a confident smile on his face as he looked around, standing there as he was looked over by the head waiter of the establishment.

"Wha-... why?" Would be all the waiter would ask the dashing hero that stood there, fiddling with the cuffs of his dress shirt for a few moments as he wondered if the waiter would continue after that, hoping the man, whom of which wore a stereotypical thinned out waiter-like mustache, would ask him something more specific, though all he received would be a clearly confused look in return. 'Hmm... Perhaps I need to introduce myself.' The young hero would think to himself as he would spin around, stomping his right foot onto the ground before him and shooting his right fist into the air, staring into the sky. "To protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within the nation.." he would then bring his feet together, pointing his left pointer finger at the man while his right fist would rest over his heart. "To denounce the evils of truth and lo-.. wrong one.." and with that, his flare would be gone, and his hands would go to his hips as he looked away, trying to remember what it was.

"O-okay, so here's the deal, you're going to go inside and help me wait a table, and then you're going to get your money and leave, alright? Don't ask why only one table, we have a waiter coming in late." The man would ask,  his hands up before him as if he had just encountered some crazy person. Shrugging, the hero would make his way within the restaurant, where he would spot the singular table containing a group of eight, clearly a party or some sort of family with really, really active parents. Either way, the new waiter would grab a nearby notepad and pen, opening the small booklet up and walking over to the table, where he would look at the group with a smile on his face. "I'm the Justice, the night, I am Kaji-Sakura. May I slay the villains of hunger and thirst for you find madames and gentlemen tonight?"

"We'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Oh, and an orange." The hero would blink a couple of times as he tried to process the order. Putting his pen on the notepad, he would write down "7 9's and an orange" and leave it at that, instead deciding that the entirety of what was said was too much for him to process. This was serving food, not fighting crime, and as much as he enjoys helping others he'd much rather deliver a plate of justice with a side of the law, not a numbah 9 with cheese. Tearing the paper out of the notepad, the hero would go to the kitchen, where he would place it on the metal serving surface. "Order!" He would yell as he made his way back into the main area, where he saw his temporary boss holding the seventy five ryo, his reward for a service done well.

"Get out, just get out." The man would say as he slipped the money into Kaji-Sakura's pocket, gently pushing the would-be waiter out the door, where he would stand there, blinking a few times. "And who said heroes can't serve tables well?" He would ask out loud as he begun to walk down the street, heading off to enjoy a job well done.  

Wc 775/600

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