1 Breaking Into the Hokage's Office? Well, Only Sort of... [Satoshi or Invite. NK] Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:23 am
Kenta Inuzuka
D-rank
Really, was it breaking and entering when it was his office? From what he'd gathered, no one had bothered to reuse his personal office after he'd left; something about the smell of wet wood and dog being too strong? Whatever, more hidden stuff for him. Plus, no one would bother him this way, since no one would be expecting a break in to an unused office that had been boarded up for nearly a decade. Shit, he'd wager he'd find piles of toys littering the floor; both the dogs and his children's, as well as dog beds and bed pads and lot of his missing clothing. Including, he'd bet; his Kage robes. His had been custom fitted for him, his odd height and thin build made the set that had been worn by Sebasu impossible to tailor for him; so a new set had been created. Which suited him just fine, Sebasu's had been a very out of date version, even by the time Kenta had been born; so a new set, using updated lines and materials, was a godsend.
Slipping past the (sleeping) guards was simple enough, they wouldn't have seen him even if they had been awake; he was too damn fast to be tracked; and with the windows open to court the dying evening breezes, his passing could easily be chalked up to a wayward gust. Nothing to wake up for, anyway. Racing past and into the parts of the building passed only by attendants moving paperwork or by lost Genin, up the stairs that led to the correct level, past a junction and through the flickering shadows of the late evening light. Yep, he was passing no one and nothing, barely even a spider hiding near the ceiling or a window frame. Down the hallway, to the set of massive double doors that had marked the office of the Hokage for a century before his time, and should have for a century or more after; but didn't, all because someone was too lazy to clean up. Fun times.
To the door, a set of lockpicks hidden in his sleeves just in case. He had a sneaking suspicion that the doors weren't actually locked; not that it would matter; but he wanted to try something first. A long standing tradition; or it had been, anyway; was to place a special Fuuinjutsu on the doors of the Hokage's office, one that would only react to the rightful Hokage. It would open the doors at their touch, snap the door shut and keep them impassable when the Hokage was away, unless they deactivated it. He was willing to be a nice, fat, juicy steak that the doors where bolted shut by that seal, and that's why it wasn't being used. The glass of the window that overlooked the village was made of a special crystal material that was impregnated with chakra and could withstand the power of several Kage-level ninja all at once, so he doubted very highly that there was enough firepower left in the village to forcibly open that window, let alone the doors. He'd know in a moment; he only needed to touch the wood, and...
CLICK!
Creeeeeeaaaaak...
Yep. Locked tight, until the moment he'd placed his hand on the wood. At that point, the seal released, the bolt holding the doors slid away, and they began to slide open as pressure equalized between the outside and inside of the room. There was a mild inward rushing of air, but that was fine with him; it would help to clear the stale out of the air, and make it easier to breath in there. He slipped past the massive doors and pushed them shut behind him; for all the massive size, they moved like they where feather-light; the mechanisms that they hung from was ancient, yes; but it was magnificent in design. For all their bulk, they might as well have been wet rice paper for all the weight or mass you felt moving them.
Oh, but this was just so much home that it hurt. Even in the dim light from the window, the memories danced across his vision; years of laughter and joy and hard work and pride, so much pride; so much love and so much accomplished. So much left undone. So much to do again. One day... one day this place would be great once more; he would sit behind his desk and groan about the paperwork piled to the ceiling while dogs snored in the sun and kids worked on homework, family lounged on chair and couches and cups of tea and containers of take out and clothing and toys and general debris littered the room; and there would be light and love and hope in the village once more. Soon. So very soon.
If it killed him, he'd make this place great again.
But first...
He moved toward the desk, (thank the Gods, they hadn't gotten his chair, so that was a small miracle that his back would be greatfull of for years to come) slipping into the old chair with a woosh of dust and age flying into the air, the creak of springs needing to be oil ringing a tinny echo in the silence. He'd need to watch that; he couldn't just flop and bang around like he wanted to; it was so hard not to instantly relax into his old ways, even knowing full well that he could get in some serious hell for this if he was caught. Hokage or not, he was technically KIA according to records... so someone could wager for a promotion by turning him in. He couldn't bring himself to hurt his people without provocation, and doing your job does not equate to getting the lights knocked out of you. At least, not over this. Not really. Not yet, anyway.
Now then... where was it. He was passing his fingers under the edge of the desk, feeling for the tiny delineation in the grain of the massive oaken desk that marked the switch. Hidden compartment abounded in this desk, but he needed a very specific one; the hardest to find by far. He knew where it was, generally speaking, he just had to catch the catch with his claw to trigger the lock to open. Shifting and shifting and pressing with even pressure; until he felt the claw hook and then he pushed straight up with it, keying the lock release and smirking as the compartment popped free and into his waiting hand. Perfection. The compartment was just slightly larger overall than the standard notebook used by schoolchildren, abet three or four times deeper. Inside: a thin sheaf of papers, covered in his wild sprawling scrawl and official stamps of his office. The instructions and information that was 'lost' when he disappeared. The original copy of the original document, anyway. The true original document was stored in a high security vault deep in the heart of the Hokage Mountain, a place he had no shot in hell of infiltrating. No, this would be good enough; because it was perfectly official and it would force a records check to the hidden vault to confirm the validity of the documentation.
And it was all there. Why he'd left. How he'd done it. How to recover him. The timeframes and timetables that hadn't been followed. Instructions for his family, for his Sannin and generals. Instructions on how to run the economy while he was gone. The codes and ciphers for over three years worth of paperwork, orders, etc; done ahead of time so that the village would run while he was gone, and while his 'replacement' Takao was 'running the show'. Man, he really should try and check up on what happened to that kid; he'd rather liked him, and he'd heard that he'd been a pretty solid Hokage while he'd been in charge. Might be worth seeing if the kid was still alive, and willing to sign on as a Sannin. He'd never had three, and he knew that Naota was basically done with the ninja life... he'd need a replacement for the psychotic Uchiha, so if Takao was interested.. well, there we go. If not, oh well. He'd find someone. Eventually. Likely his kids in a few years. Or maybe Michizuka. frick nepotism, he'd had his best friends as his Sannin for years, it was par for the course for him to pick his husband.
These papers where slipped into a special bag made of moleskin and tied closed in a way that made it watertight, airtight, and basically inflammable; so long as it wasn't stolen or lost, the papers where safe until he was ready to use them. Good, good. Now then... he should probably be moving on, but, instead he reached for the switch on the wall and flicked the light on; he was going to be an asshole and leave the light on even after he resealed the door. It would cause so much confusion and shit, and no one would be able to figure out how the hell it happened. Fun times. He lingered in his chair for a bit longer, glancing about the room and looking for anything he really wanted to bring out with him now.
WC: 1590
Slipping past the (sleeping) guards was simple enough, they wouldn't have seen him even if they had been awake; he was too damn fast to be tracked; and with the windows open to court the dying evening breezes, his passing could easily be chalked up to a wayward gust. Nothing to wake up for, anyway. Racing past and into the parts of the building passed only by attendants moving paperwork or by lost Genin, up the stairs that led to the correct level, past a junction and through the flickering shadows of the late evening light. Yep, he was passing no one and nothing, barely even a spider hiding near the ceiling or a window frame. Down the hallway, to the set of massive double doors that had marked the office of the Hokage for a century before his time, and should have for a century or more after; but didn't, all because someone was too lazy to clean up. Fun times.
To the door, a set of lockpicks hidden in his sleeves just in case. He had a sneaking suspicion that the doors weren't actually locked; not that it would matter; but he wanted to try something first. A long standing tradition; or it had been, anyway; was to place a special Fuuinjutsu on the doors of the Hokage's office, one that would only react to the rightful Hokage. It would open the doors at their touch, snap the door shut and keep them impassable when the Hokage was away, unless they deactivated it. He was willing to be a nice, fat, juicy steak that the doors where bolted shut by that seal, and that's why it wasn't being used. The glass of the window that overlooked the village was made of a special crystal material that was impregnated with chakra and could withstand the power of several Kage-level ninja all at once, so he doubted very highly that there was enough firepower left in the village to forcibly open that window, let alone the doors. He'd know in a moment; he only needed to touch the wood, and...
CLICK!
Creeeeeeaaaaak...
Yep. Locked tight, until the moment he'd placed his hand on the wood. At that point, the seal released, the bolt holding the doors slid away, and they began to slide open as pressure equalized between the outside and inside of the room. There was a mild inward rushing of air, but that was fine with him; it would help to clear the stale out of the air, and make it easier to breath in there. He slipped past the massive doors and pushed them shut behind him; for all the massive size, they moved like they where feather-light; the mechanisms that they hung from was ancient, yes; but it was magnificent in design. For all their bulk, they might as well have been wet rice paper for all the weight or mass you felt moving them.
Oh, but this was just so much home that it hurt. Even in the dim light from the window, the memories danced across his vision; years of laughter and joy and hard work and pride, so much pride; so much love and so much accomplished. So much left undone. So much to do again. One day... one day this place would be great once more; he would sit behind his desk and groan about the paperwork piled to the ceiling while dogs snored in the sun and kids worked on homework, family lounged on chair and couches and cups of tea and containers of take out and clothing and toys and general debris littered the room; and there would be light and love and hope in the village once more. Soon. So very soon.
If it killed him, he'd make this place great again.
But first...
He moved toward the desk, (thank the Gods, they hadn't gotten his chair, so that was a small miracle that his back would be greatfull of for years to come) slipping into the old chair with a woosh of dust and age flying into the air, the creak of springs needing to be oil ringing a tinny echo in the silence. He'd need to watch that; he couldn't just flop and bang around like he wanted to; it was so hard not to instantly relax into his old ways, even knowing full well that he could get in some serious hell for this if he was caught. Hokage or not, he was technically KIA according to records... so someone could wager for a promotion by turning him in. He couldn't bring himself to hurt his people without provocation, and doing your job does not equate to getting the lights knocked out of you. At least, not over this. Not really. Not yet, anyway.
Now then... where was it. He was passing his fingers under the edge of the desk, feeling for the tiny delineation in the grain of the massive oaken desk that marked the switch. Hidden compartment abounded in this desk, but he needed a very specific one; the hardest to find by far. He knew where it was, generally speaking, he just had to catch the catch with his claw to trigger the lock to open. Shifting and shifting and pressing with even pressure; until he felt the claw hook and then he pushed straight up with it, keying the lock release and smirking as the compartment popped free and into his waiting hand. Perfection. The compartment was just slightly larger overall than the standard notebook used by schoolchildren, abet three or four times deeper. Inside: a thin sheaf of papers, covered in his wild sprawling scrawl and official stamps of his office. The instructions and information that was 'lost' when he disappeared. The original copy of the original document, anyway. The true original document was stored in a high security vault deep in the heart of the Hokage Mountain, a place he had no shot in hell of infiltrating. No, this would be good enough; because it was perfectly official and it would force a records check to the hidden vault to confirm the validity of the documentation.
And it was all there. Why he'd left. How he'd done it. How to recover him. The timeframes and timetables that hadn't been followed. Instructions for his family, for his Sannin and generals. Instructions on how to run the economy while he was gone. The codes and ciphers for over three years worth of paperwork, orders, etc; done ahead of time so that the village would run while he was gone, and while his 'replacement' Takao was 'running the show'. Man, he really should try and check up on what happened to that kid; he'd rather liked him, and he'd heard that he'd been a pretty solid Hokage while he'd been in charge. Might be worth seeing if the kid was still alive, and willing to sign on as a Sannin. He'd never had three, and he knew that Naota was basically done with the ninja life... he'd need a replacement for the psychotic Uchiha, so if Takao was interested.. well, there we go. If not, oh well. He'd find someone. Eventually. Likely his kids in a few years. Or maybe Michizuka. frick nepotism, he'd had his best friends as his Sannin for years, it was par for the course for him to pick his husband.
These papers where slipped into a special bag made of moleskin and tied closed in a way that made it watertight, airtight, and basically inflammable; so long as it wasn't stolen or lost, the papers where safe until he was ready to use them. Good, good. Now then... he should probably be moving on, but, instead he reached for the switch on the wall and flicked the light on; he was going to be an asshole and leave the light on even after he resealed the door. It would cause so much confusion and shit, and no one would be able to figure out how the hell it happened. Fun times. He lingered in his chair for a bit longer, glancing about the room and looking for anything he really wanted to bring out with him now.
WC: 1590