1 Training With Itchy Hot Buns (That's not slang, thank you.) [Private/No Kill/Plot] Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:49 pm
Shutai
D-rank
Chugga chugga, choo choo! Hehe. Trains. Trainnnning. Train... Choo... Training... Agh... Hot buns...
“Are you alright, mister?” A small, slightly dirty looking girl girl asks in a cute, little kid voice, looking up at the six foot tall, black haired, skinny, and overall out of place shinobi wandering around her house, seemingly lost in a little world of his own, involving trains and delicous treats. The girl made a pouting face when it seemed he didn't notice her, but he was paying attention, he just felt as if he was outside of his own body, watching the conversation go on, not partaking in it at all., The little girl, in a frustrated movement, turned her head to the side, her messy auburn ponytail, that seemed as if it was made by someone who was terrible at the art of hair tying. “You're makin' train noises, you silly! And talkin' about hawt buns! I want a hawd bun!”
Looking up from the push up he was doing on her porch, Shutai Chi, the said tall and spacy boy, who was also very sweaty, scratched the back of his head after standing up, and, feeling dizzy from standing up quickly when so tired, ended up giving nothing more than a loopy grin, with slightly droopy eyes. Though he seemed as if he was in high spirits for the day, in all honestly, he was so exhausted he thought he would collapse and bleed out if he did one more exercise, or even thought of doing one more god damn pushup. Regardless of his bodily limits, he had to train for the chunin exams, and if making train noises and being picked on by little girls was what it took to win those cursed exams and their Delicious, hot bun promising reward, then hell, bring on all the adorable children to heckle him to their hearts content.
“Yes... I... Make. Noises. That train makes. Chugga. Chugga. Wooo woooooo. All aboard the hot bun train...” He mumbles with a blank look on his face, staring at the little girl, but looking straight through her, as one would look at a new, utterly confusing and complex toy. Not with confusion or excitement, but more of an interested, curious look, and it would have most likely scared the girl with his visage or creeped out the little girl if she wasn't so busy tossing around a weird doll that's bodily proportions were not even close to realistic standards. Berbyes, he heard them called, whenever he ran into the hot bun vender and the owner's daughter was playing with them. Damn berbyes. Setting unrealistic standards... Frikkin... Society...
Shutai fell on the ground, causing the girl to gasp. “Mister black haired sweaty man! Are you otay?” She asked, sitting on his back and rolling on him, simply crushing his back. “I need to savvveeee youuU!” She said, ending in a high pitched yell. Hopping off of Shutai, she began running, and soon ended up in her house, and the Chi rolled over, hopeful for peace at last. Maybe he would be able to just die here, looking up at the pretty blue sky... Without a worry in the world... Suddenly, the girl was on top of him again, cramming a cherry hot bun into his mouth. “YOU HAVE TO LIVE, MISTER SWEATY!” She yelled confidently, choking him with the treat, “SO YOU CAN BE SWEATY IN EXAMS!” The black haired victim swallowed the delicious treat, trying to savor the flavor. It was like an instant 'pick-me-up' to him. As if a green, delicious flavored mushroom made its way to his mouth and gave him an extra life. He no longer felt like dying. He felt so, alive!
He picked up the girl, and spun her. “HOT BUNS.” He said, feeling the life return to his overworked limbs. “HAWT BAN!” The little girl yelled, being spun rapidly through the air. Holy shit, was this awesome. That's what she was probably thinking. It was a god damn miracle for Shutai to ever touch anyone, and when he did, it was a miracle when being spun around, because when you're spun around by a Chi, there's no other feeling better. It's just, it's an unspoken Kekkei Genkai. Manipulate blood, bloody mary, blood rage, and excellent spinning skills.
WHO DIDN'T LIKE THE CHI'S SPINNING SKILLS?!
NOBODY! THAT'S DAMN WHO!
The child looked confused, and he put her down. “Why were you saying those bad words?” She asks, and Shutai realizes that he was talking aloud the whole time. He cleared his throat. “Uh, sorry, dear...” He says, looking at her, and scratching the back of his head. “Just... Hungry. Thanks.” He says, then looks around, and stretches, yawning quietly. “Thanks for feeding me that ichor of the god- uh, food. Hot buns. It was good. They were, I mean. Or, it. Them...?” The boy shakes his head in confusion, then quickly nods, and the little girl nods back, making a grinning face. “Well, come back!” She says, and points to the sweat mark on her porch. “I'll draw on it wit' chalk!” She says, proudly holding up a blue and green stick of powdery chalk. She tossed it in the air and smiled. Shutai simply rolled his eyes, and began running again.
Running running running. Chooooo~ Yes, choo. That was a wonderful noise. Stopping at the center of the village, he noticed that the timing was perfect to meet someone new, and with Shutai in such uncrushable spirits, he might even be able to meet another Toshiko without getting angry!
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“Are you alright, mister?” A small, slightly dirty looking girl girl asks in a cute, little kid voice, looking up at the six foot tall, black haired, skinny, and overall out of place shinobi wandering around her house, seemingly lost in a little world of his own, involving trains and delicous treats. The girl made a pouting face when it seemed he didn't notice her, but he was paying attention, he just felt as if he was outside of his own body, watching the conversation go on, not partaking in it at all., The little girl, in a frustrated movement, turned her head to the side, her messy auburn ponytail, that seemed as if it was made by someone who was terrible at the art of hair tying. “You're makin' train noises, you silly! And talkin' about hawt buns! I want a hawd bun!”
Looking up from the push up he was doing on her porch, Shutai Chi, the said tall and spacy boy, who was also very sweaty, scratched the back of his head after standing up, and, feeling dizzy from standing up quickly when so tired, ended up giving nothing more than a loopy grin, with slightly droopy eyes. Though he seemed as if he was in high spirits for the day, in all honestly, he was so exhausted he thought he would collapse and bleed out if he did one more exercise, or even thought of doing one more god damn pushup. Regardless of his bodily limits, he had to train for the chunin exams, and if making train noises and being picked on by little girls was what it took to win those cursed exams and their Delicious, hot bun promising reward, then hell, bring on all the adorable children to heckle him to their hearts content.
“Yes... I... Make. Noises. That train makes. Chugga. Chugga. Wooo woooooo. All aboard the hot bun train...” He mumbles with a blank look on his face, staring at the little girl, but looking straight through her, as one would look at a new, utterly confusing and complex toy. Not with confusion or excitement, but more of an interested, curious look, and it would have most likely scared the girl with his visage or creeped out the little girl if she wasn't so busy tossing around a weird doll that's bodily proportions were not even close to realistic standards. Berbyes, he heard them called, whenever he ran into the hot bun vender and the owner's daughter was playing with them. Damn berbyes. Setting unrealistic standards... Frikkin... Society...
Shutai fell on the ground, causing the girl to gasp. “Mister black haired sweaty man! Are you otay?” She asked, sitting on his back and rolling on him, simply crushing his back. “I need to savvveeee youuU!” She said, ending in a high pitched yell. Hopping off of Shutai, she began running, and soon ended up in her house, and the Chi rolled over, hopeful for peace at last. Maybe he would be able to just die here, looking up at the pretty blue sky... Without a worry in the world... Suddenly, the girl was on top of him again, cramming a cherry hot bun into his mouth. “YOU HAVE TO LIVE, MISTER SWEATY!” She yelled confidently, choking him with the treat, “SO YOU CAN BE SWEATY IN EXAMS!” The black haired victim swallowed the delicious treat, trying to savor the flavor. It was like an instant 'pick-me-up' to him. As if a green, delicious flavored mushroom made its way to his mouth and gave him an extra life. He no longer felt like dying. He felt so, alive!
He picked up the girl, and spun her. “HOT BUNS.” He said, feeling the life return to his overworked limbs. “HAWT BAN!” The little girl yelled, being spun rapidly through the air. Holy shit, was this awesome. That's what she was probably thinking. It was a god damn miracle for Shutai to ever touch anyone, and when he did, it was a miracle when being spun around, because when you're spun around by a Chi, there's no other feeling better. It's just, it's an unspoken Kekkei Genkai. Manipulate blood, bloody mary, blood rage, and excellent spinning skills.
WHO DIDN'T LIKE THE CHI'S SPINNING SKILLS?!
NOBODY! THAT'S DAMN WHO!
The child looked confused, and he put her down. “Why were you saying those bad words?” She asks, and Shutai realizes that he was talking aloud the whole time. He cleared his throat. “Uh, sorry, dear...” He says, looking at her, and scratching the back of his head. “Just... Hungry. Thanks.” He says, then looks around, and stretches, yawning quietly. “Thanks for feeding me that ichor of the god- uh, food. Hot buns. It was good. They were, I mean. Or, it. Them...?” The boy shakes his head in confusion, then quickly nods, and the little girl nods back, making a grinning face. “Well, come back!” She says, and points to the sweat mark on her porch. “I'll draw on it wit' chalk!” She says, proudly holding up a blue and green stick of powdery chalk. She tossed it in the air and smiled. Shutai simply rolled his eyes, and began running again.
Running running running. Chooooo~ Yes, choo. That was a wonderful noise. Stopping at the center of the village, he noticed that the timing was perfect to meet someone new, and with Shutai in such uncrushable spirits, he might even be able to meet another Toshiko without getting angry!
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