The sun was showing brightly today, the warmth making sure that people wore slightly less clothing. However, the man we're talking about has nothing 'slight' about him. Instead, he only has 'major'. Monamasume, ex-Yakuza, secretly trying to form his own yakuza, calmly walked down to the Academy of Konahagakure No Sato in nothing but his slacks and dress shoes, showing off his golden chain and tattoos. His green hair was slicked back as always, while his hands were hidden in his pockets as he walked. From what he was told, these were the bad, extra-credit kids were failing classes due to being lazy and being suspended all the time. How fun. The fact the village more so MADE him take the mission rather then give him a choice was also VERY kind of them.`Still, Monamasume looked at the bright side of things. Doing this meant he was going to gain some reputation with Konaha, who would probably ally with him in the future.

With that in mind, he now stood in-front of the Academy. It was the average size of a small school. Just by peering through the window, he could tell that the school day was over, and the only students left were the bad kids, making up their work. He let out toothy smile. He now plainly entered the Academy, the cool air giving him mild goosebumps. After a few minutes of standing their, a woman came and greet him. She was about 5'1, had a hour class figure, and wore glasses. Her seemingly normal bunned up hair was frizzy and distraught, and the look on her face just practically screamed 'Home'. She looked up at Monamasume with hopeful eyes as she began speaking. "Ah! Thank you, thank you, thank you for coming! I'm Mrs.Alaba. You must be...." Said trailed off, trying to recall. "Mr.Alarune." Monamasume said in a smooth and calm voice, making the woman look at him. Her eyes widened, now noticing how looked, and saw all of his tattoos. She grew nervous. "Y-yes...erm....let me lead you to them..."

She said stuttering. So a teacher was now scared of him? Awesome. The hallways were white with tiles, and the cool air felt good now that Monamasume managed to adjust to it. Their combined footsteps echoed throughout the halls, but the noise of laughing, yelling, and erratic movement became all to apparent very soon. In-fact, once they stopped at possibly the thirtyth room, it was almost unbareable. "T-this is it..." She said as she opened the door and walked in, Monamasume following her, calm as ever. There was seven children, three boys and four girls. All of them were about the classroom, making it nothing more then some sort of organized mess. However, they all stopped once they heard the door close and looked at the woman, then Monamasume, some of the girls smiling once they saw him. "This is your teacher for today, Mr.Alarune. He will be teaching martial arts, so get in a line and follow us out to the training field." She said. The 'line', however, was more so some sort of horribly disfigured rhombus. Or maybe it was a polygon. Octogon? Hell, Monamasume didn't know. All he knew was that it wasn't straight.

Once outside, the teacher merely said a simple 'Good luck' to Monamasume before disappearing into the Academy once more, leaving 'Mr.Alarune' with the Seven Deadly Sins. The four girls immediately approached him. They were too much perfume, their lips looked like they were sucker punched by a baseball bat, and their dresses were so short that Monamasume was surprised no dogs have tried to mount to them. "Heeeeey....you look BIG and str-" One of the girls were immediately cut off as Monamasume let out a hearty laugh. "I'm gay you little skank, now get back so I can teach you." The quad looked offended and fumed as they quickly ran at Monamasume, possibly to slap him. However, Monamasume simply grinned as he did a leg sweep, tripping all of them. "Baby!" One of the boys yelled. Immediately, he ran up to Monamasume and put some sort of bizarre guard up, leaving his stomach completely opened. Taking advantage of this, Mona quickly punched him there, making him double over as he wrapped his arms around the boy's waist and picked him up, only to throw him back down.

He looked at the other boys, who had their eyes wide open, possibly as big as dinner plates. "And THAT is what you not do in a fight! You gotta keep a guard on your WHOLE body, not just your face. If you don't, you'll end up like this poor jackass right." He said as he pointed to the boy on the ground beside him, writhing and holding his stomach. The duo nodded their heads rigorously, possibly only out of fear of being beaten into a bloody pulp by the almost seven foot man before them. "Also, try to remain calm. If you don't, you won't be paying attention to what your opponent does, thus, leave you wide open for a counter attack. This can be very easily seen with these four young tramps right here." He said as pointed to the four young women, crying even though they were barely hurt. "If you feel scared, your shaking, your nervous, don't think that is a bad sign. It's normal to feel those things. Now then, a way to keep those feelings in check is to think of something that comforts you before a fight. One thing I like doing is smiling, since you're usually happy when you smile. Not to mention, it usually psyches out your opponent, makin' them think your crazy or somethin'. And with that, Monamasume simply nodded his head and walked back into the Academy leisurely, almost as if he was just strolling through out the entire area. "Class is dismissed.

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