Nick was smiling in his sleep. Once in a blue moon he would be experiencing a nice dream instead of a bad one. And this was one of them. He remembers holding the kunai in the grasp of his hand, spinning around, slitting throats. It was a nice feeling to him, it felt like he was making actual progress in the world rather then aimlessly doing nothing all day. Killing baddies, or goodies, he didn't care. Killing was killing, and that's how the is supposed to run. It was deep in the night as Nick was visualizing the many people he was killing, music was playing in his apartment since he put his radio on. He couldn't fall asleep prior to that so he thought that music would help, and indeed, to his estimation it did. He drooled a little onto his pillow and woke up early in the morning. He forgot his dream after he woke up.

158/1000

He put his radio off, he felt slightly lazy. After getting up he would strip down and put on some different clothing. And of course, like every other day, like every other mission he has been on since every day ever he would head towards his bathroom and brush his teeth, shave and shower. All three things at the same time, since he didn't mind multitasking them. Yes, that meant shaving and brushing his teeth whilst showering, quite smart right? After he was done with those activities the male would head back towards his room, grab his gear and head downstairs. Whenever he felt like that he always confused himself, considering that he had no downstairs. He headed into his living room and bursted open his fridge with a kick. Considering that he was moving out soon he gave little fucks about the state of the furniture.

305/1000

After kicking the door of his fridge open with a nice 10/10 kick, the door would creak open ever so slightly. He ought to kill a fridge one day, he thought to himself as he grinned somewhat feeling drunk from the night before because who in their right mind felt like killing a fridge? Well, probably only Nick. After openin the door to his fridge he grabbed a few things to be able to eat breakfast. Consdiering that he was quite hungry he thought it would be a good idea to eat breakast, because logic amiright . After grabbing a few products he sat down on his couch and kicked his table a little, He was angry because he was an angsty teenager. He ate his breakfast and drank whatever shitty drink he was drinking day in and out. After he was done with those activities he moved on to going to the door.

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He put on his fine leather boots and his leather coat as well. He heard the weather prediction for today, and today, just like any other day it would be fucking warm. What a surprise, huh? Nick groaned to himself a little and kicked open his door. A few people who were outside stared at the crazy man who kicked open his door, which would be Nick. Nick wasn't really paying attention to them, nor should he. It ain't their business to stick their big jew nose into his business now would it? After he went outside he looked at the sun which managed to piss him off every other day. A frowning expression was seen on his face. He knew what he was going to do, and hell, the imaginary duck on the corner of the street probbly knew it as well. Hell, even you know it, since why would you be reading this if you didn't.

617/1000

And thus Nick went to the kazekages office with a slight annoying face. He, actually, has typed this over nine times. Not eight times like you would imagine, since he did eight of these missions, but actually nine times considering that he had to retype this because he foolishly backed to the previous page whilst he was typing this. Nonetheless, I haven't even started to type about the mission yet, which is quite funny because I'm going to do the entire mission in about fifty words. Not in this post, but the next one. Nick grabebd the poster from the wall, yadieyadie ya he read through it and then wiped his ass with it when he was on the toilet later on. After he was done with wiping his ass with the mission description he went on and headed towards the location wjhere he probably needed to do some dumbshit.

776/1000

And there Nick went, he was supposed to fix a kidnapping. Some stupid brat probably got caught whilst he was walking around or something, real classy Sunagakure. But nonetheless, they hired peopel to get him back. And that was Nick, the superhero. He actually found the man in the wind country, and then he killed him. oops. Nick got the kids and put them in a bag since he didn't want them to whine the entire travel back. He was back in suna after one hour, they nearly died in the bag but then again, it didn't say whether ot not Nick had to bring the children back alive, they were lucky that they were. But then he rememebered that they did, in fact, needed to stay alive. Lucky, he supposed. Nick grabbed his ryo and got his jew nose out of the kazekage's office before they threw a fit.

Done, 1017/1000