A bird. Why? Why the hell did people have to bother her? Really, she was already stressed enough. She didn't need a bird repeatedly tapping on her mother fucking window. Gin spotted the letter on the bird's leg. Her eye twitched. She opened the window, took the piece of paper and began to read. Everything was going well. Sure, she was iffy about it being from Iwa, but she could tolerate a tournament. What better place to assert Sunagakure's dominance? But then... that name... signed at the end of the letter... Gin crunched up the small paper into a ball and threw it across the room. She looked at the bewildered bird. Her reaction was nothing short of a reflex. She stabbed the bird with the pen she was holding. With a loud squak, the bird was no more. "Stupid spam mail," She muttered under her breath and proceeded to write her reply using the bird's blood.

Dear Idiot Missing nin,

I wanted to send you this letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I'm sending these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to have sex with.

That's right.

I'm going to fuck the Fear Turkey.

Follow me on twitter @bigtittiedKazekage!

Sincerely,

Gin.

And whith that, she tied the letter to a new bird and sent it off to Iwa.

OOC: You'll be refunded the 200 ryo for the bird :) feel free to reapp it and only change the name to Shun II.