1 No wifin in the club/ gimme 20 dollars (Open - but do you want to join????) Sun Apr 15, 2018 6:46 am
Tian-Di
D-rank
Tianlan Se Long better known as Di, stood in the pouring rain a recently purchased umbrella warding off the worst of the downpour. It would be rather an understatement to say that Di came from a prestigious family. Di's grandfather Bailong was the Dragon King of the West oceans and was worshiped as a god by many people all throughout all the great ninja countries. Di's mother and father were themselves highly respectable nobles embodying each virtue that a dragon could aspire to. They would doubtlessly be horrified to know that their son was standing outside a human brothel waiting to escort a young man to a no less seedy strip club. Di sneezed as around him hookers puffed on hookahs letting trails of opium permeate the air.
During his wait Di had been being pestered by a ratty looking pimp with what the detective could glean was exactly 2.7 teeth still in his mouth , an Inuzuka asking Di if he could point him in the direction of 'hot bitches', and a woman trying to sell him some undergarments purportedly worn by Ayakashi , Nozomi and even the notorious serpentine seductress Lamya. By their pungent scent alone Di could assume that SOMEONE had worn the panties but it didn't take a great detective to guess that it sure as hell wasn't any of the aforementioned celebrities.
The initial event that had gotten Di into this situation had seemed innocuous enough. One morning while going through his mail Di had happened upon a letter from a one Mokuzai Senju. The young ninja had previously assisted Di with some work involving a cemetery full of restless spirits and Di owed Mokuzai one for his willingness to brave such danger. Opening the envelope and reading the enclosed letter Di had been shocked at it's contents. It seemed that the young senju was having thoughts about his own mortality. That wasn't too unusual as Ninja work was dangerous at the best of times but what he was doing about it hadn't really occurred to Di.
Mokuzai wanted Di to accompany him to a strip club so he could witness the carnal delights of the flesh in case he died in field of battle. Di didn't exactly consider himself a prude but the entire venture was something so far outside his normal state of affairs he had to sit and think for a while. Eventually he came to the conclusion that yes he would go! There were two reasons behind this – first was the fact that Mokuzai had done him a good turn and it would only be fair to assist him as well. Second was the fact that as a detective he needed to learn all he could about the underground and it's seedy workings. What better place to do this than a den of sin and debauchery?
It was not like Di would enjoy the trip or anything... Hell he wasn't even human. What fascination could human women have for him? Totally for research purposes. Yes that was right and to make sure that Mokuzai didn't fall into trouble of course. Kiri could be a dangerous place for a young impressionable Senju. Many in Kiri believed the clan to be all bark and no bite. Di had arrived at the meeting place , hopefully the young man would be there soon. Much to Di's misfortune he had attracted the eye of a 380 pound Akimichi whore who was waddling towards him. Either she had once been a man or Akimichi girls were some of the most hairy in the ninja world.
Much to Di's horror the great behemoth opened her mouth and began to speak to him
“Hi there detective boy. I seem to have lost something valuable and I think it might be somewhere on my person. How about you come into the alley with me and you can have a poke around to find it? I think it's buried pretty deep though so you are going to have to search pretty hard. And for you dearie I won't even charge a finders fee.
Di's normally pale color was beginning to turn slightly greenish. He needed a distraction of some sort. Anything, anyone be it Mokuzai or anyone else. Just something to use to get him away from this terrifying figure now towering before him.
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During his wait Di had been being pestered by a ratty looking pimp with what the detective could glean was exactly 2.7 teeth still in his mouth , an Inuzuka asking Di if he could point him in the direction of 'hot bitches', and a woman trying to sell him some undergarments purportedly worn by Ayakashi , Nozomi and even the notorious serpentine seductress Lamya. By their pungent scent alone Di could assume that SOMEONE had worn the panties but it didn't take a great detective to guess that it sure as hell wasn't any of the aforementioned celebrities.
The initial event that had gotten Di into this situation had seemed innocuous enough. One morning while going through his mail Di had happened upon a letter from a one Mokuzai Senju. The young ninja had previously assisted Di with some work involving a cemetery full of restless spirits and Di owed Mokuzai one for his willingness to brave such danger. Opening the envelope and reading the enclosed letter Di had been shocked at it's contents. It seemed that the young senju was having thoughts about his own mortality. That wasn't too unusual as Ninja work was dangerous at the best of times but what he was doing about it hadn't really occurred to Di.
Mokuzai wanted Di to accompany him to a strip club so he could witness the carnal delights of the flesh in case he died in field of battle. Di didn't exactly consider himself a prude but the entire venture was something so far outside his normal state of affairs he had to sit and think for a while. Eventually he came to the conclusion that yes he would go! There were two reasons behind this – first was the fact that Mokuzai had done him a good turn and it would only be fair to assist him as well. Second was the fact that as a detective he needed to learn all he could about the underground and it's seedy workings. What better place to do this than a den of sin and debauchery?
It was not like Di would enjoy the trip or anything... Hell he wasn't even human. What fascination could human women have for him? Totally for research purposes. Yes that was right and to make sure that Mokuzai didn't fall into trouble of course. Kiri could be a dangerous place for a young impressionable Senju. Many in Kiri believed the clan to be all bark and no bite. Di had arrived at the meeting place , hopefully the young man would be there soon. Much to Di's misfortune he had attracted the eye of a 380 pound Akimichi whore who was waddling towards him. Either she had once been a man or Akimichi girls were some of the most hairy in the ninja world.
Much to Di's horror the great behemoth opened her mouth and began to speak to him
“Hi there detective boy. I seem to have lost something valuable and I think it might be somewhere on my person. How about you come into the alley with me and you can have a poke around to find it? I think it's buried pretty deep though so you are going to have to search pretty hard. And for you dearie I won't even charge a finders fee.
Di's normally pale color was beginning to turn slightly greenish. He needed a distraction of some sort. Anything, anyone be it Mokuzai or anyone else. Just something to use to get him away from this terrifying figure now towering before him.
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