The catch was almost a fumble; he'd been expecting just about anything but having shit tossed at him. Wait... what did...Oh crap; this was the sealed blades?! What... wow. "You... what? Ya ain't got a Nobu 'er somethin' tha' can do it?" Oh, he was plenty honored by just the chance to take a peek at the seal; it was widely considered fact that the seal of the Seven Swordsman Blades had been placed by a master of the highest caliber. And why not; given the importance of the weapons; who would let some rank amateur do it? Really; it could be his first and only chance to study Fuuinjutsu of that level; a level that only the masters of the great clans could produce.
"Eh, why not. Migh' as well take a crack a' it." The lure of the Kiba Blades didn't hurt either. They wheren't really his style; but that didn't mean he couldn't just take them and hand them to his Kage as a gift. Hell; he might even get a promotion and some time off for it. Shit, that sounded good. A nice bonus and a few months off to travel and explore. Yeah... he could get into that idea. Even if the blades where useless as weapons to Kumo; and given the insanity that was the remaining the upper echelon of the village, even blades as strong as Kiba where weak. They didn't need insane blades... they had skill.
Shifting a tad on the log, he spread the sealed sheet over his lap; eyes closed for a moment as he allowed himself to drop into a meditative state. It was how all of his clan worked; they would meditate while studying seals. It was better, easier. They could absorb more of the information contained; few distractions could get through. "Hmmm..."
"....."
What... what the.... what the hell is this crap!?
This wasn't the work of a master... this was... beginner at best!
"Dude... what?" He placed a hand over the... it looked like a focus point seal... but with how shitty and... wow, how many different bits of seals was that... it could have been anything. Good as place as any to start. His hand was placed upon it, and a spark of chakra passed into the paper. It would be enough to connect his mind, if he'd found a proper focus point. That would let him begin the unraveling process; to see if he even could fix this. When only parts of the seal glowed in response, he knew this was gunna take a while. "Huh boy. Back up, guys and gal. This is gunna be a whiiiiiiiile. Gotta under this mess before I can even tell you if there IS something sealed here."
The Tsukino wasn't even joking; either. The extent of the seal hadn't even been fully revealed until he'd forced his chakra into it; which pulled more and more of the mass of lines to the surface. This wasn't even a layered seal; someone had just shoved... he didn't even know how many different bits of crap together and called it a finished seal. Left arm raised to the grip of Caladbolg over his right shoulder; he never draw the blade with his right hand, that was for brotherhood only, if he carried said blade; and he removed it with little fanfare or effort. The action was obviously not malicious, nor in any way an attack towards the assembled Kages. He merely needed to clear from ground, and the easiest way would be to fry it with his Raiton; burn it away to clean dirt he could use for notes of a sort. Or even to expand the seal outward and unravel it piece by piece. “Off the ground... gunna see if I can make thi' shit bigger so I can see it better. It's a right mess, Mizukage sir.” Well,m a tad of civility was in him, sometimes.
He gave them a few moments before pressing the blade of his sword to the ground and sending a burst of Raiton through the soil. This sent all grass and moss ablaze; but it was a quick burn, leaving nothing but the scent of ash after just a few seconds. He blade was quickly returned to it's harness; safely out of harms way. Water users touching Caladbolg would not end well at all, yep. The page was placed in the center of the cleared area before he knelt beside it. This time his hands hovered above the page as his lips began moving; sound like a softly sung song flitting on the light breeze. The song of the Sages, of his clan; the knowledge of his people and of the master Fuuinjutsu ninja of old. It was.. almost a spell of sorts; a way for him to concentrate on the task of enlarging the seal without triggering any defenses built into it. Or worse; triggering any counter effects that could have raised from the poorly designed seal. Half the techniques and seals used did NOT work well together; how the seal was even stabilized was a bloody mystery.
The song continued for several long minutes before the seal began to react finally; glowing and seeming to grow off the page in all directions. Fuck... it wasn't even close to geometrical, nor even symmetric. Just a wild mass of over concentration in some areas, and near neglect in others. Holy. Mother. Fucker. “I can't even... this... what.” The entire think ended up looking like someone tossed paint at a wall and then drew squiggles through the drips; it was that poorly done. It made no sense, any of it. Raijin just stared; mouth agape and shaking his head slowly, occasionally mouthing something that looked like a prayer. “I see... Uzumaki... nobu... Tsukino bits and pieces... shit... there's ancient Jun Chi in this... and they gave up on Fuuinjutsu before Iwa was even founded. How the fuck... I've never even seen some of these markers.... there's no focus network to speak of... no locks anywhere.... this... clusterfuck. That's the best I've got. This is a clusterfuck of... words cannot even begin to describe the level of clusterfuckery this is. If there's even a proper seal under all of this... I can't even begin to see it. I don't... I don't even think anyone BUT a Tsukino could under this mess. Uzumaki might be more famous... but fuckers don't even begin to study Fuuinjutsu outside of their own clan's style. We Tsukino learn any and all we can find. S'why you send a Tsukino in to do the real work.”
This time it was his right hand that was lifted; Brotherhood would do, he didn't need to channel chakra, nor even jutsu. So long as he stood on the seal it would respond to him; he just needed Brotherhood to break the useless bits and move what needed to stay to where it should have been. “Settle in, this is gunna take me a whiiiile.”
It started simple enough, all he had to do was tap the offending bits and they would dissolve away into nothing; revealing more of the mess underneath. Lovely. This went on for... nearly an hour really; with seemingly no headway made. However, to a trained eye; the seal itself was becoming clear; and the frown was growing on Raijin's face. Shit; this was not gunna be easy. The gunk was removed easy enough; but the sorry excuse for a seal was beyond stupid. No one trained in Fuuinjutsu would create a seal like this; not even a small child. NOTHING MADE SENSE. It was bits and pieces of different styles; parts of seals that didn't even DO what was needed. Shit; half the filler was basically one giant firebomb waiting to happen. However, he was able to isolate a proper focus network; finally. Looked like part of an Uzumaki odd spiral seal. Joy. “I think... I might have something. Maybe.”
Uzumaki thought they where the only one's capable of using a tunable seal; but oh where they wrong. Very, very wrong. They'd gotten the idea from the Tsukino in the first place, seen how the Tsukino would orient their seals based on what they needed the seal to do; how strong it needed to be. Uzumaki might have hyper refined it; but the idea was still Tsukino in origin. Easy as pie. He placed Brotherhood at the tip of the spiral, pressing down to lock them together and slowly turning clockwise. Odd spirals usually locked counterclockwise, so it was a good guess.
The spark told him otherwise. Joy. So... then reversed an odd spiral then? Lovely. He reversed the blade and it moved easy enough. The problem was; it triggered another network in the seal. Fuck, Nobu triple arc. Complicated bastards. Caladbolg was removed and used now; placing the counter-torq to keep the Nobu seal in place while he worked the combination for the Uzumaki seal out. Counter 4 points... clock 5... press and hold until... ah; there we go. The seal shattered and released; which took the pressure of the Nobu seal and let him work on it. Given the reactions of the Nobu seal; he knew how to work it; moving not like a clock; but up and down over the cardinal directions. The true cardinal directions; the seal was locked to magnetic north and true west; joy. Someone was trying to use an expulsion seal as a binder. Goddamn; what the fuck was the sealer thinking. It broke easy enough; releasing the first of what was likely a dozen traps built in. Too bad it was Raiton based; and just went right into his sword without even a fight. Caladbolg was hungry, nice. It'd keep his blade happy for a while longer; before it started draining off his own natural charge. Ooooh... now for the old Jun Chi seal. Awesome; this would be easy. Unless it belched fire; then painful. Still fun, and easy as sin. Just smack the little dot of the fire dragon moving through the lines of the seal... almost the same as a Tsukino seal. Wait for it... wait for it... SMACK and buuuurn. Yep; flame seal. But this one just burned the seal itself away, no damage to anything but the ground. Good, good.
“Well, that was easy enough. Looks like... almost there.”
He picked at another line; one that seemed fairly pointless where it was. The spirals of a wave seal; simplistic as hell, but useful for some applications. Not this though. Looked like it was a bridge seal here... and he was right. Once it broke; three separate seals exploded with a flash of light and smoke. “HAH!” Flash bomb seals; fucking called it. No damage to anything, so nothing to worry about. Yummy. Hmmm... another bridging seal... earth bomb maybe... no. Just the earth bomb base. The hell...? He poked and shifted the line until it came loose entirely, shriveling and fading with no effect at all. However, the removal did have an effect; as half the seal responded and realigned into something that actually LOOKED like a proper seal. Ah; that made sense now. The bridges where stabilizing and forcing the seal to be broken yet closed at the same time. It was starting to come together now.... whoever made the true seal knew what to do... but someone came behind them and slapped a crapton of junk over top. Wonderful. Make it look useless and impossible, when it really just too a trained eye and some patience.
“I should have it now... just have to remove the last of the bridges and defuse any more traps built into the crap overlay. From what I can see now; the true seal is nothing special; but at least properly done.
Twenty more minutes passed of him removing useless seals and resetting the underlying gold; as it where. When he finally finished and the last of the true seal snapped back into place, it had shrunk by nearly 75%. Now it was a proper square storage seal; although far more complex then one would see day to day. The power of so many blades would of course require insane amounts of protections built in; if only to keep them from harming each other. The seal resembled nothing more then an Uzumaki's even spiral seal; but with aspects of several different clans worked in. This time however, it was done right; the seals working in harmony instead of against each other. This was a master's hand. This was beauty in action. This... this was the work of someone that cared about his work. He couldn't find the Sealer's sign worked in anywhere; but that didn't surprise him. The truly great left no name behind; they let their work speak for itself. “I have it. The true seal; finally. You see the 7 circles, yes? They would normally be the focuses; where the sealer's would sit as they worked. However... this is the work of one master... not seven. The focuses....” He moved to the nearest, just a foot to his left; tapping it with Brotherhood's point and focing chakra through his feet and into the seal to release it. “These are where the blades are stored.”
And he was right; as a blade began right rise from the opened storage compartment. It was the blade made famous by Zabuza Momochi; Kubikiri Bōchō.
“So. All you need now is for me to break the seals on the storage spaces; and they're yours.” He backed away from the space, which caused the blade to sink back into it's slot before the seal returned to its original size. Now the paper that contained it looked like what it was; a sealing scroll. A clean seal, ready to be opened. “Unless a Sealer opens the seal, the blades are bound to that paper; they cannot be properly removed.”