Safety Inspections:

The mission seemed simple as the young boy made his way up the mountain. He was using the gadget they invented since it seemed like it might be useful as he pointed the weird Y shaped contraption. It was suppose to help him find an oasis, but for some reason that seemed stupid in the hidden leaf village. Apparently they must fear that all the trees will one day become desert like Sunagakure.

He walked around for what seemed like hours but was merely twenty seconds before he through the thing on the ground and it flew towards him hitting him in the chest hard. The gadget was stuck to him and he just could not figure out why, he pulled and pulled as hard as he could but it just would not budge. He struggled and tried sliding it off, he fell on the floor and tried pushing it off with his feet which was awkward, but most of his strength was in his legs.

After several minutes had passed he wanted to test out an idea he had as he began forming hand seals and performed the water dragon jutsu as it flew through the air the Y shaped object followed the jutsu, and more likely was following the water which is when he realised something. The stupid Oasis Finder was following water of any kind including people's chakra natures which seemed like it would be useful except that water and water chakra could be anywhere so this thing could never find an Oasis.

Happy to be free from the gadget as he made a dash for it he began to fidget with the second gadget in his pocket which was called the surprise bottle for birthday parties, but apparently the military wanted to experiment with it in actual combat to distract the enemy.

Feeling somewhat suspicious the young boy carefully opened the bottle and out came a stick, which seemed strange and surprising but rather useless. He closed the bottle then shook it around a bit then tried again, this time a log came out, as he looked around he noticed something strange as he heard the sound of a tree falling, as he thought to himself that seemed a bit suspicious. He walked around with the bottle then decided to open it the third time and out came his underwear. When he learnt what the invention actually does he looked down. "Stupid bottle, now i am going to get cold now" as he looked around and cast the hidden mist jutsu so he could undress and slowly put his underwear back on then carefully pulled his shorts back up. He did not like this test but he was getting paid or atleast gaining some training at least.

He took the bottle around with him as he wondered why they would use a bottle which grabs a non-living object and just lets it pop out at random, as fun as this might be in a fight unless you were fighting naked the bottle would take your own items, weapons or teams items and weapons away. This had to be the most useless item ever created and he was not pleased with it in the slightest. He finally found the courage to open it again and he got the Y stick back which hit him against the forehead, luckily he chose to wear his forehead protector for a change. As it bounced off he stomped it down then took the bottle shook it several times and through it into the air, as it opened up a giant rock came out. With that he was also falling as he looked down the ground he was standing on was missing and the rock was that ground. As it was falling down towards him he decided to avoid it as he quickly dashed up the hole just barely being missed, but it did manage to hook onto his shirt which then had him fall back and now he was stuck to the mountain so to speak.

The mission was nearly over and he was struggling to get free when he realised he did not bring his gear with so the only way to get out was, to slide out of his shirt. He sighed a relief since for a moment he thought he would have to use the bottle to try and get his shirt off. He felt a threat coming from behind him as he could feel the air shifting. He backflipped through the air as the Y stick just barely missed entering him from behind. If he had been from Konoha he may have known that the stick performed a secret taijutsu art known as a Thousand Years of Pain or Death, the meaning did not really matter, having two fingers ride up your bum does not need an explanation, but atleast it was not as bad as what Sano was probably doing now in Kumogakure.

As the time continued to pass by he looked up into the sky. The Y Stick managed to find a river and was stuck there now, not moving at all from its location while the bottle seemed to have gone berserk as leaves were being pulled off trees one by one, the number of times he had to keep getting his clothes back was annoying to say the least. That along with the fact that it kept taking his lunch away everytime he tried to eat, these gadgets were an example of why we have shinobi. Sometimes a living tool is the best tool cause it can control itself.

He finally pulled the last gadget from his pocket, this gadget did not seem to be affected by anything and it was called the heavy letter. Basically when the letter gets opened you feel three times heavier. He did not see the point in this, but it was probably meant to be a trap for people who like to steal information from the mail shinobi.

He opened it only to end up falling hard on his ass as he then got annoyed and just went to the mission board to report his findings and get what he was owed.

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Mission Complete!!!
Raising Endurance from C2 to C3

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