1 There's a reason why we wear 2 socks [Open|No Combat] Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:59 pm
Nick Saturn
D-rank
Nick sat on the side of a ledge. The building wasn't that high. About ten meters tall in the air. The building, of course, was made out of 'sand bricks', the architecture was early renaissance orientated as one might call it. He was talking to three local kids who were probably bored and had nothing else to do. He told them stories of his adventures, adventures through the east and local stories of villages from the west. It was fun, talking, considering that Nick travels quite a lot alone. He asked what they wanted to hear more of. The children replied with a funny story.
"Well I have this one story."
Nick spoke as he instantly begun to grin, thinking of it made him almost break out in laughter already. As Nick spoke the tweets of birds could be heard in the ambiance of the background. It was about three thirty PM. The ledge he was sitting on was covered by a shadow from the building behind it. He brought his hand over to his face as he bent his face towards a little, looking at his lap wondering whether or not that he should share this story since it was a little vulgar. C'est a le vi, Nick then thought.
"Well, I remember backpacking through this village once. It was about half a year ago. This village was quite small and it was just starting to grow out, like most villages do. You know, they start out small and they eventually become very big like this one!"
Nick said, audibly chuckling slightly as the grin on his face increased. The children were still listening to his story. Nick laid his chin in the center of his palm as his elbow was resting on his knee. His legs were crossed.
"So anyhow, this village had a devious way of making money right. They were and I believe that they still are a village that is like pit-stops for travelers. They have a 'hotel', and a 'restaurant'. It looks all normal and fine until you get into the village. That's where it gets a wee bit stranger."
Nick said with a smile on his face, laughing a little as he reminded himself of the village and back when he was there.
"So usually their village leader would pop out of his building at the sight of a new traveler and welcome him to the village and whatnot. They then invite you to drinks, you, being the naive traveler graciously accept this offer and drink a few drinks with the village leader. And this is where all the walls fall down and things start becoming apparent to you, but you just haven't noticed it yet!"
Nick leaned back against the building that was behind him. The children were listening well to what Nick had to say, since it was quite interesting.
"You then, after a small while start to notice that something is wrong with the village. It doesn't feel like the place people would call home, you know? So you want to leave. The village elder feels a little sad that you do, but you took a few drinks, you ask for the bathroom and he points at the backroom. "
Nick almost bursts out in laughter as he's telling them the story.
"So after five minutes or so, you want to get up right? Turns out, there's no Toilet Paper. Ohh yess, I'm not making this up. There were three other people there in the other stalls next to mine who had also been there since there was no toilet paper. They had been there for two hours. Turns out, they were charging 5000 ryo for toilet paper. Some had explosive diarrhea, some were praying to their god, others were calling their wives."
The children start to laugh a little until one asks what Nick did to get out of there.
"Well children, there's a reason why we wear two socks."
On that bombshell, Nick stood up and started to dash away whilst the children were chuckling a little with a wide grin on their face. Nick wasn't the most amusing person, but he liked to think that he was. As he was dashing from rooftop to rooftop he stopped as he saw a convenience store. He wasn't used to the Sunagakure heat that much, he was lucky that he grew up here or the weather here would give him a very bad time after not being in warm weather for a long while.
"Well I have this one story."
Nick spoke as he instantly begun to grin, thinking of it made him almost break out in laughter already. As Nick spoke the tweets of birds could be heard in the ambiance of the background. It was about three thirty PM. The ledge he was sitting on was covered by a shadow from the building behind it. He brought his hand over to his face as he bent his face towards a little, looking at his lap wondering whether or not that he should share this story since it was a little vulgar. C'est a le vi, Nick then thought.
"Well, I remember backpacking through this village once. It was about half a year ago. This village was quite small and it was just starting to grow out, like most villages do. You know, they start out small and they eventually become very big like this one!"
Nick said, audibly chuckling slightly as the grin on his face increased. The children were still listening to his story. Nick laid his chin in the center of his palm as his elbow was resting on his knee. His legs were crossed.
"So anyhow, this village had a devious way of making money right. They were and I believe that they still are a village that is like pit-stops for travelers. They have a 'hotel', and a 'restaurant'. It looks all normal and fine until you get into the village. That's where it gets a wee bit stranger."
Nick said with a smile on his face, laughing a little as he reminded himself of the village and back when he was there.
"So usually their village leader would pop out of his building at the sight of a new traveler and welcome him to the village and whatnot. They then invite you to drinks, you, being the naive traveler graciously accept this offer and drink a few drinks with the village leader. And this is where all the walls fall down and things start becoming apparent to you, but you just haven't noticed it yet!"
Nick leaned back against the building that was behind him. The children were listening well to what Nick had to say, since it was quite interesting.
"You then, after a small while start to notice that something is wrong with the village. It doesn't feel like the place people would call home, you know? So you want to leave. The village elder feels a little sad that you do, but you took a few drinks, you ask for the bathroom and he points at the backroom. "
Nick almost bursts out in laughter as he's telling them the story.
"So after five minutes or so, you want to get up right? Turns out, there's no Toilet Paper. Ohh yess, I'm not making this up. There were three other people there in the other stalls next to mine who had also been there since there was no toilet paper. They had been there for two hours. Turns out, they were charging 5000 ryo for toilet paper. Some had explosive diarrhea, some were praying to their god, others were calling their wives."
The children start to laugh a little until one asks what Nick did to get out of there.
"Well children, there's a reason why we wear two socks."
On that bombshell, Nick stood up and started to dash away whilst the children were chuckling a little with a wide grin on their face. Nick wasn't the most amusing person, but he liked to think that he was. As he was dashing from rooftop to rooftop he stopped as he saw a convenience store. He wasn't used to the Sunagakure heat that much, he was lucky that he grew up here or the weather here would give him a very bad time after not being in warm weather for a long while.