Mission Tomato:

Aethir stood outside a home, shouting being heard right outside the front door. "U-Uh...I-Is this the right- AH!!" Aethir jumped back, seeing a chair crash through the window. He stared at it with wide eyes, the shouting becoming clearer as two voices, a woman and male, argued. "U-Uh...Maybe I should come back another-" The front door to the home opened as Aethir was about to step away. "Hello." Aethir stared at the woman, who was eyeing the boy with a sad look on her face. "H-Hello...I'm here for the baby-"  "AND TAKE YOUR DAMNED DAUGHTER TOO." Aethir blinked as the woman sighed, running her fingers through her hair. "SHE'S YOUR DAMNED DAUGHTER TO!!"  "NO SHE'S NOT." "YES SHE IS, SHE'S YOUR-"  "YOU WERE JUST A SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL, HON." Aethir blushed, scratching his head, "A SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL. THAT'S IT. THIS THING WAS A MISTAKE."  "DON'T YOU CALL HER A THING!!"

The door shut as the woman went back into the home, screaming and shouting, sounds of things breaking being heard from the open window. 'Well, she knows I'm here...So-' The door bulged and jump a bit as the woman yelped, Aethir gasping as he slowly backed away. "I TOLD YOU TIME!! AND TIME AGAIN! IT AIN'T MINE." Aethir heard the male voice speak, the sound of glass breaking as the man was now screaming. "DON'T YOU TOUCH ME. EVER. I LOVE MY CHILD ENOUGH TO STAY!!"  "U-Uh...Ma'am...? H-Hello...?"

Aethir stood where he was as the door remained closed, soon opening as a small girl with a bunny doll came out. She shut the door behind her, looking up to the boy curiously. Aethir stared back with a look of nervousness, soon smiled to her. "H-Hey...! Wanna...see a magic trick~?" Aethir smiled as the girl remained silent. Aethir formed a body of water by using the water trumpet technique, soon creating a clone from the body of water. She gasped as Aethir did this, both boys bowing before here. "Tadah~" they both spoke, looking at her with a smile. She smiled while clapping, soon the door opening again.

Both Aethirs looked up as the woman came out again, carrying a small dry eraser board with a marker. "I-I'm sorry." she bowed to the boy, both boys bowing to her. "N-No, it's alright..." Aethir smiled, the woman gasping. "You...You're twins?"  "Eh? ...O-Oh no ma'am, we're just uh-"  "Here's the timetable I'd like you to follow if you could." Aethir blinked, his clone taking the board as the prime Aethir leaned over to read. "Let's see... At three, it's snack time, then at five-"  "AND WHAT'S WITH THESE BOXES IN HERE?!"

Aethir looked up as his clone continued to read, the woman lowering her head. She crushed the marker in the palms of her head, the boy smiling a bit worried. "M-Ma'am...L-Let's calm down-"  "THE BOXES ARE FOR MIA!!" Both Aethirs stood up straight as the mother went back into the room, both soon looking at the little girl, Mia. "S-So your name is Mia, huh?" she remained silent, staring with large eyes at the boy. "Um...Can you talk yet...?" Aethir smiled, the girl still staying silent while staring. 'This...is going quite smoothly...'

"Can you make ah-nah-der Mia?" Aethir blinked then smiled, shaking his head. She had a look of anger on her face, asking again, but this time louder. "I can't... Y-You aren't old enough to-" Aethir went silent as the girl took a deep breath, her cheeks puffing out. 'Wait...This looks like-' Aethir quickly jumped out the way, his fear being confirmed as he saw his clone being burned alive. "W-What the...?!" Aethir gasped, staring at the angry little girl, stomping her feet in the spot where she was. "You bettuh be lucky I can only do one!!"

Aethir was about to speak until the door swung open, the woman smiling widely to the boy. "Oh my, where'd your brother go...? No matter! Everything is worked out!" Aethir stared wide eyed at the mother as Mia ran to hug her mother, cuddling into her. She then shot Aethir a dirty look, the boy staring with a dumbfounded expression. "Ah well. We'll still pay for your services. Thank you!!" the woman smiled, closing the door on the face of a lost Aethir.

Not having absolutely anything to say, not questioning how someone so young can use fire jutsu, not question the broken window...N-No, not questioning a single thing, Aethir simply waddle away, left with a look as if he had seen hell itself...