I am creating this post to exchange ideas of how to bring the WORLD to it's knees and or utter doom! Mind you this is not a post for serious conversation it's a post where you may unleash your inner weird and no one can judge you for it. SO LETS HAVE FUN!.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Sense not a lot of people are grasping the concept I shall start with one of my insane DOOMsday ideas
I will assemble a massive army of super mutated radioactive cyborg ninja Kola bear assassins AND ERADICATE THE HUMAN RACE!!!
one of my many ideas M WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Biochemical weaponry detonated at major metropolises throughout the United States. I use the panic to take control of people through a doomsday radio broadcast from a safe location. I watch as the United States ends the world out of paranoia.

...When the dust settles, a new world awaits me.

EXCELLENT
now my reply to that IS! I shall open a worm hole that will rip the very fabric of reality and send the earth to a dimension of pure ITCHY and the would collapse from the itchiness they will destroy themselves from the pure unbearable ITCHY!!!!!!

All I would have to do is hit Chuck Norris with my Ninja Art: Ultimate Wild Original Leaf Rasengan of Infinite Hurricanes. I would then steal the role as Galactus and destroy the teletubbies for trying to overthrow me.

whoa whoa whoa first off Chuck Norris would only laugh at such a technique EVERYONE knows the only way to defeat chuck Norris is to use a move involving bruce lee or Clint eastwood They are the only ones that can TRUELY defeat chuck Norris. and I am pretty sure rabbits DON'T HAVE SCALES.

Rock Lee.

Your kidding right? Rock lee is only bad ass when he is drunk. other than that he is annoying. you cannot compare the two I WILL SEND MY GERBIL COMMANDOS TO DESTROY HIM!!!!!

ROCK LEE IS A SPLENDID NINJA! HE CAN DESTROY ANYBODY. HE CAN PERFORM LEAF HURRICANE, THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE ATTACK ON THE PLANET! He can wipe kage off like they are nothing. He can destroy a million gerbils, no sweat!

TO DOMINATE THE WORLD, I SHALL HAVE ROCK LEE AS MY PARTNER!

Fine if you get rock lee THEN I SHALL HAVE AN ARMY OF INVICIABLE MUTATED RADIOACTIVE CYBORG ZOMBIE NINJA KOLA BEAR ASSASIN COMMANDOS NONE SHALL DEFEAT MY UNDEAD ARMY OF DOOOOOM

PEOPLE SUMBIT YOUR STRANGENESS THE QUEEN OF PLUTO DEMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriously keep it going come on we all have a bit of weirdness in us let it out it feeeelsss gooooooooooooood

Seriously what do I have to do to get weirdness out of you guys? HUH!!>!>!>!>!>! You want me to rn downtown un a chicken outfit screaming the sky is falling the sky is falling? CALL THE ZOMBIES cause ill do it.

HOW about you guys give up, sasuke uchiha, madara uchiha, minato namikaze, Jiraya , and Itachi Uchiha are in my team whattya gotta say about dat hah!

Well I got pain Naruto the sage of the six paths AND AN ARMY OF MUTATED RADIOACTIVE CYBORG ZOMBIE NINJA KOLA BEAR ASSASIN COMMANDOS OF DOOOM
besides sasuke madira jyraia and itachi are weak sauce.......minato is pretty bad ass I am not going to lie

Jiraiya and Itachi are weak sauce? This is supposed to be weird, not sacrilege.

oh come n Jiraiya is awesome don't get me wrong but he didn't master the Sage technique he just got father than anyone else except Naruto. Itachi is weak cause he let Danzo manipulate him

Just gonna drop this here for people to watch and lol

Y'know, guys, I beat you all.
I have the Death Note.

If you don't get that reference then, please, enjoy some of my sandwiches... I am the supreme ruler of the world after all.

Itachi wasn't manipulated he agreed to do the mission himself knowing full well the consequences.
Besides...he has...totsuka blade which is a one hit kill and yata mirror, are they  weak XD

and sanousuke...WTF  XD
@Ayumi
cant you tell, i am ryuk you cant kill me >.>

I have foamy the squirrel on my team INSTANT WIN
no one can defeat your lord and master foamy.

What the hell? that was messed up

Give it up, guys, I have a whole vampire shinobi army >:D

Just try to beat them all muahaha xD

~Credit goes to me and my sister~

Ill wipe your weak vampire ninjas with sunlight BAM